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Rosie and Dodo meeting for the first time…praying two queens are about to come together to maximize their joint slay

Not getting any payoff halfway through is making me realize that I’m probably too impatient to ever execute a revenge plot. He finally made a move and it was just something petty that caused a woman to be mad at her husband. Give me and that girl one bottle of wine and I could have made her divorce him

I had a dream that I read this book and it was super cunty and fun. So far it’s actually kinda cunty and fun

If anything happens to Gavroche I’m gonna throw this book and that would do some major damage.

If Marius lived today he would be unemployed and always talk about starting a podcast. He definitely would have posted a black square on IG. If a 2026 Cosette rejected him he would probably call her a bitch. Anyways I love when Victor Hugo randomly dunks on him for being a poser

Marius putting on a cute outfit and to do a walk-by is very seventeen mag of him

Yesterday this book took me on a journey so sad it actually affected my mental health. Today it gave me 50 pages literally just summarizing the Battle of Waterloo. So it’s keeping me on my toes.
(Reading this because I’m seeing the musical Thursday and I’m determined to be the most pretentious person in the room at all times)

HATE that this is set in the 1800s because I would have loved to watch May’s 40-part “who the fuck did I marry” series on TikTok while I eat lunch

Back again, it’s Sanderson summer baby
1. I really fuck with taravangian that guy is craaazyyyy :p
2. Adolin putting together a second hand vintage style fit and saying “hmm zipped or unzipped?” while he’s in the upside down shape world and everyone is dead….love this diva
3. Nooooo dalinar don’t die you’re so sexy aha you give ME the thrill

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AND he doesn’t “let her” watch reality TV??? This is a final straw, even Sarah Hoover doesn’t deserve this

Oh my fucking god LEAVE HIM

So I didn’t realize this was about nyc artist celebs and I can confidently say I that hate these people. Sarah Hoover gets a slight pass for being very real and brave (albeit a little annoying) but FUCKKKK tom sachs when I catch you….. the fact that they are still together is literally raising my blood pressure as we speak

Feeling very “You are such a darling girl. Why are you with this middle-aged weirdo? Come to North Carolinaaaaa” right now

Damn do they not have clothes hangers in the apocalypse

I was friends with a girl just like this omg

This is so fun! I would have gotten an abortion STAT but then the book would have been 20 pages

When you enter an un-serious book in an un-serious way you can experience joy and folly. Who else is drinking gin right now? Like and subscribe

What did she put in this???? Canceling plans don’t text

Just in case I’m right (this could be a huge SPOILER because I’m SUPER smart) I would like to guess that the big plot twist is that Vin is the lord ruler aged down by feruchemy and growing up again. Not sure who the big guy is if I’m right though

A lot of people talk about what reading order you should read Sanderson books in but I choose chaos

Okay so this had such a genius little plot twist, loving it. HOWEVER if I have to remain inside of this woman’s head a moment longer…….she’s like “life is so hard when you’re a GIRL” and then in the same breath is like “oh you’re indigenous so you’re stupid and brutish and society is so nice to care of you :)” I know we’re doing a character development thing here but HURRY UPPP

Obsessed with this white feminist 2016 girlboss main character

Seeing yourself represented on page is so important (woman who is drinking too much gin)

All love but this book should have been about Barb

First taco bell of 2025 and this book is getting good…..life is worth living

This is essentially just “You” with a less witty narration so far and the audiobook reader is putting his whole pussy into a Penn Badgley impression

Do NOT read this while you’re pmsing, men are not safe around me right now

We have Gone Girl at home

I’m actually stressed the fuck out