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whack a mole but instead it's whack a jack and I'm hitting him with a hammer

I lowkey cant stand jack i wanna shoot him

I've been in this second chapter for weeks literally fighting for. My life trying to get through it

nothing could've prepared me for the 2-3 chapters of well written smut after 12 chapters of innocent coffee dates

really enjoying it so far it's corny as hellll and the writer has no business being this funny the writing cracks me up

colleen hoover should be fucking jailed for the part where miles is crying while doing the devils tango with tate and calling her rachel. absolutely hysterical writing. people rate this 5 stars like are you good because im concerned. im not good. the only worse thing after that chapter is the fact the book didn't stop there. thought it couldn't get worse after the son's big balls chapter and I get hit with this

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nahh this cant be real imagine thinking you'll be served a good book with the almost average 4 star rating on goodreads just to be handed this

about to nerf my love for books probably

I'm cringing so fucking bad good god she's ruining the entire fucking book with chapter 35 I wanna crawl into a hole and die

this book isn't nearly as immersive as the other two sigh... however I wish I would've had a Max in high school damn..... where's my meet cute 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I forgot these kind of books are basically the diversity Olympics

alexandra could've just sold the fucking house instead of all this

maybe the house demon would've played nice with clio if she hadn't been so insanely insufferable she deserves a demon who matches her attitude.

look I know it's for drama purposes but if one of these two decide to step down from their job AND ESPECIALLY EMMETT,,,..... why go to a wedding together if getting "caught" together causes this much drama im rolling my eyes

taking your not-yet-partner with u to your summer cabin (where you've never taken someone to before) and it being a metaphor for inviting someone to ur most personal and private part of your life is starting to feel like a reoccurring theme in sports romance

liz tomforde I wasn't familiar with your game ... the smut sounds like me aged 15 crashing out on twitter over oliver sykes and a renaissance poem at the same time. this is literature

IM WITNESSING THE THERES ONLY ONE BED TROPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

I dont know shit about baseball but one of the MCs is a guy in his forties so ....

the sheer irony of victor almost dying fr and Eli not being able to die.... if these two won't end up working together im chewing my e-reader in half

rooting for my emotionally unavailable man victor vale...... the time jumps are killing me!! the suspension!!!!! get to today NOW

Eli has AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER written in bold all over his forehead

much to think about

?!?!!??!(/!/€2€2&1€/)/:€:)/WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭

out of all things Lucy should be thinking about she's thinking about fucking her sister's husband okay

this is slow burn but in an enemy kind of way ur just waiting for these two men to finally kill each other and it's GOOD