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oh diva

some of these investigative methods are soooo immoral pip girl i cannot get behind this😭😭

SHE’S MAKING A FRIEND I’M SO HAPPY FOR HER😭😭😭😭

why does liz have so many bad book takes

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

i may be very behind and only have 48 days left but i WILL complete my 2023 reading goal. i do not fear goodreads. goodreads fears me.

no way she just said julia quinn is comparable to jane austen😭😭

“Michael was it—the guy. Just like in the book we were reading in Lit—The Great Gatsby” UMMM liz i’m gonna need you to go ahead and finish that book for me.

for someone who loves romcoms she’s really clueless huh😭

he’s so lucky he got her shoe size right bro what if she needed men’s size 13 nikes or something

if you see me logging my required readings for class pls mind your business. i must complete my reading goal

they are genuinely so stupid making a new gmail takes like 5 minutes PLEASE……..

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEWWWW I’M STRESSED………

tears in my eyes

historians would say they were the very best of friends

imogen’s better than me i personally would’ve started throwing punches

GET OUT!!!!!!

“We love an uneaten hamster!!!” this dialogue is so unserious i love it

a bad reading slump always has me questioning all my life choices. like WHO AM I IF I’M NOT READING😭😭i’m going insane

imogen is just like me, therefore she’s GETTING ON MY NERVES😭😭

I’M GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL TODAY🤭🎓

I’M A MIRRORBALLLLL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pray for me.

my old friend, larry krieger… we meet again

MY LITERATURE TEACHER WROTE “Yaas!” ON MY OTHELLO ESSAY😭

katniss as smart as u are, sometimes u are dumb. love u girl

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!