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My desperate search for a newish book I enjoy reading seems doomed to continue unfulfilled, I'm sad to say.

I wish we could come up with more creative ways to show a character's moral degradation than "kills a cat/small animal/child/homeless person"

Look, dude, I have read and written a LOT of kinky shit. I have written a scene where a CEO uses his secretary's severed head for activities, WITH the help of the secretary in her new body. But this shit has be about to throw in the towel. Why does anybody complain about LOLITA when this book exists??? Are you kidding me??? Someone tell me if this improves, it is too gross for me to withstand rn.

I hate that this is literally me

>Dr. Navidson

MmmmmmHMMMMM I see u Tremblay and ur lil HOUSE OF LEAVES lovin ass

I'm not done yet but so far this is the best book I have yet to discover through Godless.com.

>write a bad mom
>name her "Karen"

lmao 💜

Why is Pink Floyd's ANIMALS such a good soundtrack to this book????????

"The man in front of us is sixty if he’s a day yet couldn’t be bothered to throw on so much as a button-up shirt. What kind of example does that set?"

NGL, I know this is one of many things designed to show us what a stuck up lil shit our protag is, but I agree with him lol. 😭 When I was at the Met the only tuxedo was my husband's. The guy beside me was in a POLO. Absolutely depressing

"In fact, since stomping at the snakes on the floor that turned out not to be there, he had become increasingly passive towards the snakes he was seeing with ever greater frequency and decreasingly concerned about the goings-on of his own body. He was only mildly annoyed when, as he began to compose an email, two red snakes slithered across his keyboard, somehow depressing just four keys, writing the word “cunt.”"

"It was supposed to be aspirin, but Talia
learned it was not." Yeah, Talia, been there.

"I was on top of Stephanie, and I was about to split her twat in two…you know, for Satan…"

"The teachers say ‘do whatever you want is gonna be the whole of the rules,’ or some shit. Then they try and tell you what drugs not to take!"

Sums up my experience with formal occultists lol

Worst BRAZZERS video ever

Was not expecting this to be the extreme horror version of Rocky and Mugsy from Looney Tunes and I fucking LOVE it.

It's so refreshing to read a book about a couple that decides to work through their differences instead of just divorcing. ❤

"Acid is groovy, kill the pigs."

LOL

"Your dad, no matter how old he is, can kick your ass." Hahaha

"She remembered another reason why she loved dead guys. They never pulled weird shit like this."

L
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Damn, this is like the Gaslight Express

Read this one in high school and is the rare book worthy of rereading. Every paragraph is at least as good as this one:

"If sex with the landlord's wife was like an off duty clown swinging two fish together by their tails, then sex with Gwen was that same off duty clown sitting on the splintered wooden floor of his living room with a gun in his mouth, watching a German snuff film and crying."

Just when you thought it couldn't get more horrific, Yeager brings in THE HOUSE CENTIPEDE. AhhhhHHHhhhHh the bane of my FUCKING EXISTENCE. Please note that he saved it for nearly the end because just seeing a house centipede once is worth 1000 snuff videos.

The threads in this book are so believable that part of me feels like Yeager just copypasted a collection of /r9k/ threads. Much more comforting than the thought that he wrote them himself lmao

My thoughts while reading:

"“Woah there, girl, you nearly got yourself shot. We thought you were a wild pig,” the elder says--"

Finally, now we're--

"lowering his weapon."

Damn!! I forgot what genre I was reading for a second. Ah well...still smutty fun~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ohhh no poor protagonist having such perverse dreams ohh man the TV pastor is saying such GROSS, DESPICABLE things ohhh no hmm how inapprops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aw look at the neighborhood kids bonding i can already tell what a great coming-of-age story this will be