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girl lily is pissing me the fuck off i hope she loses

this whole time i've been worried about a man fucking everything up but its gonna be lily that fucks everything up isnt it....

alright when do we start to descend into cannibalism

NEVER trust a motherfucker named "Ryan" unless it's ryan gosling

i take it back the only truly unlikeable woman of the group is ruby

so the family that your fiancée said he was always estranged from is welcoming you "like family" after he dies and you don't find that weird??? like at all???

these women are all so unlikable my god

i think we should kill all men

why are we blaming the women for being murdered by a serial killer.....also why does every man have an alliterative name....

bro this book is like actually tingling my spine a lil bit...

they said "i can excuse a gay king but i draw the LINE at a catholic queen" 😭

needed something to listen to while gardening and all i have to say about this plotline right now is "hm."

CLAIRE!!! DONT TRUST THE RICH PEOPLE!!! YOU IN DANGER GIRL!!!

i do not need to know the detailed sexual history of this random astronaut mr. weir

jaxon hall you were not the oliver twist you think you were

i could never be a woman in STEM my head hurts

freak: matched

i need to bash my head against some concrete

the venom symbiote is trying to eat the sun

i feel more insane than ever

i think morgan should leave jon for wyatt

the most headache inducing group of people on earth

if jon flanders has 0 haters, i'm dead

has anyone ever told jackson that he's autistic

jon flanders you WILL pay for your crimes. morgan may forgive you but i do NOT.

Not Vis being a contestant on survivor rn 😭

i'm locked in

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been listening to this on 1.7x speed and i havent even hit the halfway mark yet 😭