Morgan Benner > Recent Status Updates

I’m just kinda confused about what’s going on but still intrigued. We’ll see how long I last feeling confused

If I have to hear another detailed description of how wine tastes……..

All the taunting from the fairy peers feels so zero stakes, also maybe it’s NOT a great sign that when they’re threatening to drown the main character I was imagining myself just saying, “blablabla, just do it already yeesh 🙄”

God, Meryl Streep should narrate EVERY book.

Is this book really good or is Meryl Streep the BEST audiobook reader ever??

Ughhhh I’m so boredddddd

Jesus, this is literally just a fucking christmas special. Such filler. WHO CARES ABOUT BUYING EACH OTHER GIFTS OMFG

the audiobook narrator isn't amazing and mispronounced david bowie's name, but otherwise I'm having a ball. I usually don't like pop-culture riddled new romance novels, but the romantic connection between Alex and Henry does actually feel genuine which is really sweet. Also the movie is so loyal!!!

Y'all, I might not make it. It's so bleak that I'm approaching boredom and I need Elsa to lose her shit at least once so I know she's a human being.

Take a shot every time they say “the land”

Alright I’m done. This book is so bad I can’t even hate read it to have a full review.

Stop referencing the night in the library every 2 minutes, good god. Just say what fucking happened.

Why am I supposed to root for this entitled, arrogant white guy who stole a Latina woman’s fellowship and dream archeological research project?

Wow, ford is an asshole.

“She was all that and a bag of chips. And he liked chips.”

Listening to this audiobook may actually kill me. The cringe factor is approaching unbearable

Quit because I was too cringed out by being reminded of my own angsty adolescence

Dnfed because you can’t take this long to reveal what’s going on. Yawn.

This shit better start making sense at some point or I’m gonna get pissed

DNFed, couldn’t get through the teenage angst because my life is angst rn

I got halfway through this and there were definitely some really inspiring parts, especially thinking about potential group exercise based community health interventions or mental health interventions, but I'm kinda done hearing about how much the author just loves aerobics. I get it, you really love aerobics. I'd love a little bit more evidence-based stuff, or even more like, community interventions for exercise.

I need to stop reading bad stupid fiction books but I can’t seem to find decent ones lately. Had to quit this one 30% in because the main character is just so stupid

Is it me… or is Persephone just kind of dumb