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One of the girls mentioned the Monaco’s in Paris in the Great Depression #iknowwhatyouare

Guys dw i can handle the full enby army….oh you meant handle at war ????

30 hour audiobook but the narrators are THAT good so im still locked in

Over 10 hours in and barely made a dent , SO excited to keep going

Him saying reunions are hell for the spouse because you’re stuck trying to learn who everyone is and then spending the whole chapter introducing like 2719192828 people oh Andy you comedian

Unforch currently going through it so I will be thinking abt the line that just because you hate what you’re doing doesn’t mean you have to hate yourself for a while

Had a poetry class classmate who used to get stupid high and write the most insane things I’d ever read and I think he’d love this book

Apart from the “my dad sold me to jacob from twilight” tag , her name is MISERY ?!!???

This is a 30 hour audio book and I’m #committed

The descriptions of food are great !…and then I hear the main characters agitating, grating voice…

The kids these days should accept workplace bullying is um … an opinion .

We r getting there . I just have thoughts abt how soon after this might’ve been written .

Like who doesn’t want a sweet, buff Canadian

Thought this was gonna happen to me when a hot masc mechanic appeared after checking my Subaru but instead of hitting on me she informed me that I drove over a nail so perfectly it’s simply a part of the rubber now until I replace my tires and that she’s never seen someone do that before with concern on her face <3

It’s taking me forever to get thru this my b

Hey dawg WHAT

Bring out edward Cullen ! Bring out carmilla ! Bring out nosferatu !!!!!!!!!!!!!

buggies !

Sorry is he alluding that the lost myth featuring a random nobody he’s found dating back to the trojan war is actually the story of …. Jesus Christ ????????????? As in son of christian god capital G and not any relevant greek god/s Jesus ????????

Kicking my feet & giggling bcuz Ginny reminds me of a perpetual crush I have

The lack of communication has me DIZZY

Reading all the romances I meant to read on a beach now !

This is set in Maine and not Big Sur bcuz- [armored guards drag me away]

Petah the horse is here !

Also Libby needs to go to hell bcuz they didn’t tell me this was a sequel :| thank god it’s classic Ali Smith litfic where it does nawt matter where you start reading

this happened to my good friend gaggy

Going thru it doesn’t begin to describe the horrors this woman is facing

It sounds so bad but I’m so excited for the part where the plot actually starts and her life goes to hell

Wait , kind of obsessed w her