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Babes I think & fear you might be dead 🫢

Loving the writing mainly bcuz it’s used two of my fav words, “sluice” and “ciggy”. Favs for dif reasons ofc but sometimes w audiobooks im like a dog waiting to hear the word t-r-e-a-t

Didn’t realize how hungry the way they describe food would make me bcuz I assumed I’d be distracted by the murders

Just saw a spoiler review on tiktok of this and I have to say they’re marketing this as satire so certain tradwives don’t *actually* sue bcuz hooooooly

Natalie and her husband are coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

Got a fancy butter as a housewarming gift so figured it was a good time for this

a lot of thoughts I’ll keep to myself for now but this is so good & I just KNOW this is getting passed around with the same level of secrecy as 50 shades of grey in some circles…

So far I feel like this is just her going, and like what if?! as the what ifs don’t happen

Love is a many splendored thing !!

I felt bad for her but now she has become the most annoying woman in the world and I need to finish this to see if she learns anything jeysus

Throwing me for a loop how this is 50% boy crazy middle aged woman and 50% someone’s academic thesis

OLIVIA RODRIGO THEYRE REHEATING OBSESSED’S NACHOS WAKE UP

Every so often I need to remind myself they’re 19 bcuz they go thru SO much

Want to say THIS IS GOOD SO FAR BUT , I got it confused w the bog wife because I only read a handful of chapts a while ago and then Libby returned it for me and imagine my shock when we open on a depressed forensic scientist and not someone getting c*strated by their sentient bog wife

I personally would have a ball going back and forth and playing w my past and future before I realized there was an issue I should get around to fixing

loving this so far but also this author is for sure ashley postons wario

Right but when does the part that’s fiction kick in ?

Always just so in salt in awe at how well kevin wilson writes humans

forgot you have to eventually return library books , watch this space for a speedrun

me & the baddie I pulled by being immortally tied to her life story ever tho she lowk hates me :D

And they’re both girls ah 😛

Guys when someone says no questions it’s still okay to ask questions just so you don’t get accidentally drafted

I don’t think I read the premise in full because wdym the main couple wants their windowed parents to also get together

I keep thinking the asterisks are quotation marks and loosing where they are on the page

thought this was gonna be smth that happened to my close personal friend Eloise bridgerton, but, in an insane twist, so far this seems like smth that happened to my close personal friends Glen Powell & Zoey Deuytch

Reading this in 2026….not feeling great abt how she portrays 2026 <3

Pluribus an Evelyn Hugo have a baby and it’s this

I want to put Paul in my pocket

I just know Paul and I were at the same grimy Allston basement show in 2017

Picturing the mom like an older Margot tennenbaum & the family as an extension of a Wes Anderson fever dream