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I am NOT freaky enough for the brain licking Friends With Benefits thing they got going on

Sunken cost fallacy

Dudes..... This author does not get it. This author does not get it at all.

I'm weak and I wanna reread it

Fuck off no

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE LYNN ABBEY. THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE DARK SUN

I'm in too deep. This dnd setting has me playing a pc game from '93 and reading through its book adaptations

I went into this expecting evil mermaids





I am still expecting evil mermaids.





Where are the evil mermaids. I will take ghost evil mermaids. Please don't let this be like dead silence

Dracula and his lizard fashion

Oh this idiot is about to ask Dracula what is up with the vampire superstitions. DRACULA.

I'm only reading for Bogdan at this point

Love me a man of faith that doesn't believe

Mods, can we get Ian killed off please?

Really liking how it's like a diary so far, I love how Constance is portrayed as buff (pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands) and determined to survive hell.

Not many thoughts on Dracula, that is just some guy