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my eye hadn’t twitched in 3 days, but this motherfucker saying “my objective is you” MADE ME LITERALLY SCREAM AND MY EYE IS TWICHINGGGGG WHITE NO FACE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU CENTENARIAN ASS YOU WILL HAVE NO CHANCE

not wind master basically saying “wow, I knew you were a virgin” in a hall full of people! i love this book

i’m actually convinced this book is a comedy, thank you. boy just lost his first kiss to a man nonetheless and is now being accused of impregnating a female ghost lol

tô be loved so dearly by someone must be crazy

I was way overdue on a rereading, my god I love this book!

turns out it was just me crying

this book is way more deteriorating than I thought it would be

what? that's it? it's over? what do you mean there are a bunch of book in between the actual sequel and I should probably read them? no way, I need the rest, now

considering all the jokes, there were worse ways for his dad to find out about them...

oh Alex, you pretty and dense bastard

as I'm reading the collectors edition I know there is more to the story, but as for the original ending I cannot help but to feel like it is lacklusting. Nothing more but them talking on the steps? Kinda boring even

yeah, I'm not ready to finish this book just yet

you know when you are reading something and you begin to unintentionally slow down your reading because you are dreading its end... well, I think I'm doing that

i fucking hate Philip, may he get fucked with a rake

i fear Alex abate henry up with " I see why all of y'all had to marry your cousins"

the woman was to stunned to speak????? Phillip, your racism is showing, tuck it in, preferably into your massive asshole you piece of shit!

June... dear, your brother is a big boy and can choose how he wants to live?

once the story catches speed it is literally impossible to stop reading, but I desperately need sleep

i had to make some mental gymnastics to understand what was their position on the floor, but so far, so good

the story just started to get good, but I'm so sleepy I could cry, so I have to stop