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This is so funny I'm dying

I am reading something intellectually stimulating and i feel alive again

So he just effed a statue. My feelings about this are... loading.
“Sweet Petronille”—a heavy sigh—“how do I entice you without ruining you?”

I get the poetic metaphor whatever this is. But today I'm just mad at the world and my sole thought is 'ofc a man would stick his d into that, for f*cks sake'

“I, Arkady Kamenev,”

WHY IS THE SCULPTOR DUDE'S LAST NAME STONE 😭😭😭

Damn. The plot thickens

Sooo excited for this

The prose is straight up edible... Why was I procrastinating on this book again?

I've watched the show and the book is even better so far. I love Elizabeth

Okay so I'm beginning to realize they might not be some grand twist aaaand I'm disappointed. Wdym it's a story about love, not about a scam