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FN-2199 wouldnt have let this happen, where is he

Dang she really named herself Carpet

Telemachus you cannot speak to my boy Eumaeus like that

I think the gods let all of this misery come upon Odysseus because he rudely forgot to thank the phoenicians

I like that the ghost of Agamemnon’s main word of advice is “my wife killed me, never trust any women again”