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I have Cracked The Code to Sally Rooney - listen to it as an audiobook. then the punctuation won't annoy you.

have absolutely no time to read and am so busy and have so much work to do so I started this 700 page vampire book

i know i have read this before. i know that is a fact. but if you held a gun to my head i could not remember a single event.

i am actually speechless at how unbelievable this is. in what world. does an empty gap. on a house floorplan. automatically mean parents are hitmen and the gap is for their child to move secretly and kill guests in the bath. like. from a floorplan. i actually cant.

crying why dont we make covers like this anymore

ugliest cover ive ever seeeeeeeen has it tipped over into camp i cant tell

main character is called fitz but unfortunately instead of the scraggly 10 year old boy all i can picture is this guy:

me when a lobster rips my clit off !

the first page was so aggressively australian

I've waited so long to read this but cannot read more than 5 pages at a time the constant metaphors and the general writing is making me cringeeeeeee PRAYING it gets better cmon tiffany ik you better than this

lost my kindle charger again gang so this is gonna have to wait a minute sad pitiful emoji

kinda loving this but queen put the similes downnnnnnn

everything about this cover is perfect, more authors should use comic sans

obsessed w this cover

I've just realised claire from fleabag is narrating this and she is doing a WONDERFUL job

I've just realised claire from fleabag is narrating this and she is doing a WONDERFUL job

loving this amy bostock you give the best recommendations

nevermind theyre suitcases

why r they sat on burgers on the cover

ive fucking tagged the wrong one LMAO

actually enjoying this someone shoot me

i will finish this i promise i just cant find my kindle charger

not a word

the arsehole grape throwing thing was too much for me currently im gonna bench this til autumn and i want atmospheric reading

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

sooo nearly finisheddddddddddddddddddd

kindle has been found yall m back in the game hench arm emoji

hang in there yall