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My man is already saying that he is falling in love with her. WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF DONE? And Felicity... STOP OBJECTIFYING CONOR EVERY SECOND.

"You do have me, Nora. I never stood a chance."
MY BABIES. OH, I DO FUCKING LOVE THAT BOOK.

THEY'RE CUTE.

Near the end, but anticipating a 3rd act break-up. 😬😬

So... We're rising at dawn to kill Tom Benton, right?

"If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly."

Mood.

Why is nothing picking up? 🫠

“Who did this to you?”

BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!

HE BRUSHES AND BRAIDS HER HAIR. AAAAAHHHHH.

I'm confused. Why the hell am I reading about the MMC proposing to another freaking woman. 💀✋

That's one long-ass intro to the story, and the intro isn't even done. 😶‍🌫️

Exam season absolutely COOKED me. BUT I'M DONE. I'M FREE. And back, too. Missed y'all, loves, and ready to continue this one. 🫶🫶

"Her hips my altar and her lips my religion."
SCANDALOUS. ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS.

“You’re so physically enthralling, let alone when you speak. And when you speak, all of the light in the room comes from you. You’re absolute sunshine and spring. I could watch you speak—”
“I need some air.”

DID SHE JUST INTERRUPT HIM? 🫠✋

The fact they already started fake dating from chapter 1 with no real benefit for the FMC. 🫪

When the book is YA, but the MCs aren't 'cause CHANEL. REST UP. 💀✋

Ares's POV is all fighting and boxing, meanwhile Chanel is spinning like a ballerina. 😀✋

"Some girl would be on YouTube three years from now, doing her makeup while she covered the chilling Valentine’s Day death of a local single Burbank nurse, who died because she didn’t have a boyfriend to walk her to her car. No, thank you. Kill me tomorrow."

LMAO, I LOVE THIS.

I'm liking this so far. It reminds me of You've Got Mail!!

THE JUDE AND CARDAN CAMEOS. *I scream as they roll me into a white room*

WHY IS WREN ALREADY MY BABY? MY BABY WREN.

NOW HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP ALL OKAY? 🤨🤨 That was so underwhelming, bro. What was I even reading this whole time. 💀✋

"and the misplaced hope that one day we’ll kiss again."

Little does my girl know, he's getting her pregnant at the end of this series. ✋😶‍🌫️

"This woman looks like a fantasy come to life."

Goals. Immediate goals.

Did they just already kiss? 🫪 Miss Sarah Adams wtf? 😶 We're just starting, girl. Slow down. ✋💀

Y'all are not free from my unhinged updates. I was skimming them doing the do, and then I see this:
"So warm, I’m burning.
So loved, I’m screaming.
So free, I’m shaking."
Freaky so good my girl started writing poetry mid freaky. Good for you, Madison.

“Yearning doesn’t skim the surface of it. For a decade, I’ve been dying inside, wanting you.”

OH MY GOD. AAAAAAHHHHH. I LOVE HOW JAMES LOVES HER.

"Imperfection used to be my friend. Maybe it’s time to take it by the hand again."

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

“I would not be shy about giving you what you wanted.”

WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAY!!!!