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edelweiss.alps.trains.hotels.crush. send

i wanna live in a hotel so bad

legend has it that fine china by ldr was written for claire

of course ingrid is an aquarius
how didnt i think about that sooner

jacob’s perspective has got me skipping pages😷🙄😑

4 books behind schedule? i think tf not

how does this book manage to be both entertaining and boring at the same time. its like a page turner but i could fall asleep at each page

“Was I dying again, then? I didn’t like it——this wasn’t as good as the last time.”
MOOD🌊

why is jacob actually really nice and sweet? i very surprisingly love their friendship😭🤣
team edward forever tho😌💞🧿 im enjoying this book far more than i expected to🐺

ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ don’t! don’t zon’t zo it ZON’T zon’t zo it Edward💔

if this bitch says “felt like i was floating in the most peculiar way” ONE MORE TIME😤 its cringe, ok? stop using the same bowie lyrics over and over again

this book is so fkn terrible omaiga

this feels like an Almodóvar movie.
here’s my casting;

Dr.Gomez : Javier Bardem obviously
Sofia : China Suarez

haven’t chosen the mom yet😀👍

so Eri Asai is basically no name from My Year of Rest And Relaxation🛌 Good to know

Eri Asai has been asleep for like 5 hours now, aka since the begging of the book, she’s so useless (for now) and you know what? I relate🛌🌚

x x o but i told you so…? 💋

SPOILERS‼️ don’t read if u dont want them🫶🏼💘



i hate how my mind is slowly normalizing cannibalism HAHAHHAHA it means this book is very convincing 🤝🏼🤮 its like Nabokov but with eating people🤔

tofu rlly does have the texture of boiled pencil eraser🙅🏻‍♀️

chill cesar, chill

so what i’m getting from here is that female vampires are hot and male vampires are hideous and repulsive. me gusta

also i love van helsing he’s such a cinnabon🫶🏼

Can i join

I am DREADING the New Moon book sm, i hate the werewolf tribe aesthetic, so ugly, sweaty and unhygienic🤢🤢Why can’t they be class and educated like the Cullens? Why are you poor? (anna delvey)
Au piiiiiire, I can understand why ppl are team jacob in the movies but in the books???? Ew.
conclusion: 🚫🐺✅🧛🏻‍♂️ this is by far my worst book update

what… the FUCK?
no i dont like this i refuse, its not a good plot twist its very very not good
i refuse it, i ignore it
I AM CHOOSING TO IGNORE THE VERDICT -Chanel Oberlin

i am SO stupid!!!
I listen to this on youtube and it’s divided in 3 parts of around 6-7 hours each. I finished the 1st vid and so while I was cooking, I thought I had played it from where I left off. I just now realized that i listened to a WHOLE HOUR of the 3RD VIDEO😭 The worst part is that everything made sense? I just accepted that they jumped from July to October

my fave quote is:
“My dear Mina, why are men so noble and we women are so little worthy of them?”
HAHAH tell me this book is written by a man without telling me this book is written by a man

Everyone is sus. Also, I casted my good looking principle as M. Fosca🫢 dunno if that’s good or bad yet.

Why is this kinda cozy tho🩸🏰🧛🏻‍♂️

*audiobook, so idk where I’m at precisely in the book*

this book is terrible. but i won’t give up.

this is taking me too long