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I love how everyone is like “oh you should name the dog [name]” then Kate’s just like “thanks” and doesn’t name the dog anything

cohen’s an ass boyfriend

GUYS LMAO why are these seventh graders more scandalous than the people at my uni

Just when you think you’ve met everyone, MORE CHARACTERS COME ON THE PAGE AND IT’S LIKE “ARE YOU SERIOUS RN, NOW WHO IS THIS??”

Can this boy stop hating on fish sticks 😞 SHHH ALCATRAZ >:(

24/7 a fever dream to read

HOW MSNXJSMJX how many times is the author going to go on an unnecessary tangent in the middle of a conversation

Taristan needs to teach me rizz because WHERE the hell did he get it from

why is this way better than the first book

Do you ever just. just. just read a super serious, no nonsense character do something so childly hostile that it makes you cackle? 💀

ISSA SPOILER BUT I’M SOBBING GOOD TEARS (;

THEIR NEW BOAT IS NAMED CHLOE?? I’m honored to be part of this story 🤭

Y’all, Kamran is a prince and I’m sure he has actual crap to do BUT ONGOD LIKE EVERY EXHALE HE TAKES
EVERY INHALE HE TAKES
EVERY SECOND HE TAKES
is spent thinking about this onE GIRL 🪦

Zen needs Duolingo for Talking to Children

Y’ALL AHAHA LENA AND CAS KEEP GETTING IN AN ANGRY JUMBLE WITH ONE ANOTHER 💀

MISTER MILES HENDON- you are hilarious.

Yuh… the reviews weren’t lying when they said there are too many characters to keep track of.

Reading this while sick ;; their friendship makes me warm inside

I know it’s just words on a page but holy hell am I scared for the main characters and this has never happened before

Jim Cramer go brrr

I’m barely 1/5 into the book and I’m already cackling so hard.

I am literally dragging myself so bad. I’m surprised I got this far.

Writing so powerful I might just cry.

Me the entire time of reading this book: 🤡