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an true ode to the insufferable male english major

giving lily king a second chance

oh j.d. salinger how i have missed you

i can’t explain it yet but the vibes this has??? familiar shall we say?? rachel reid i would be highly interested in seeing your ao3 account

“J-S-T-O-R” it’s fucking jstor why is the audiobook narrator spelling it out like that???

bro WHAT THE FUCK

had to immediately reread after finishing ‘and the band played on’

your frontal lobe finally finishes developing and you immediately date a thirty seven year old?? babygirl noooooo

séverin bestie i’m begging you just GO TO THERAPY

this just makes me want to reread six of crows

i love off-brand kaz brekker

emily henry i gave you another chance and THIS is what i get??

fairly certain she shouldn’t mention the popularity of “musicals” since that’s a fairly colloquial term now—should probably be referred to as an operetta?

“we lived simply” that’s funny girl bc you are quite literally the most pretentious person ever

i really hope my opinion changes but right now this just reads like a 1930s version of ‘incel meets manic pixie dream girl’ and never gets over her

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve read a campus novel with a character named andrew who has a twin and falls in love with someone with auburn hair and an attitude problem, i would have TWO nickels