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Status updating to prove to myself that I’m still reading this book

Stephen King really needs to get on with it

Omgggg it’s finally here 🎉

This is so stressful 😣

BRO, just answer the phone 😬

The medical advice in 1897 was wild

Lucy: hey doc, I’m really tired and pale, and I’m having trouble breathing

Dr. Seward: nope no signs of anemia, must be in her head

Dr. Van Helsing: yep definitely mental

👀

This book takes place in Chicago IL, Iowa City IA, and Fayetteville AR…which also happens to be the only 3 places I’ve lived.

So I gotta read it right??

Ok who edited this? I need to know where to send my hate mail.

This book is absolutely mental (and not necessarily in a good way)

Short book, thick sentences. Will finish eventually, probably.

I mean, could you imagine how strong their army would be if they didn’t all kill each other?

Ugh this book would be so much more interesting if Yarros would just ditch Dain.

Oh no… is this a set up for a fated mates trope………..

When does this get… not boring?

“Junk food was rebellion, rebellion was femininity, femininity was junk.”