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I have ALOT of thoughts so far. Mainly that Percy is so pretentious about not being pretentious. Who tf says drivel. Idk #girlpower and all but her takes and opinions are so annoying.

And I’m not loving “frothing/foaming over the sides” three times now. It’s so weird. Fabric doesn’t froth out of drawers.

“I soaked in the bath until the in-betweens of my fingers got pruny”
like please just say
“I soaked in the bath until I got pruny.”

I’m def interested in where this is going but the writing is sort of distracting, like if Otessa Moshfeg were a sex worker.

Reading this again bc when in Italy…

the location is ultimately irrelevant so why would this be set in ct instead of london (where the author is from).

like there’s spelling and slang thats not american and it’s so irritating.

also, how is this a school assignment. there’s no way pippa can submit this and still feel morally right

feeling: 😛