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another book with surprising my life cameo lol

ten years ago looking for alaska was the first book i tried to read in english and i kept translating all the words and now i still have to translate some of the words to polish even though english is my main language now girl why is he so verbose (not a critique though)

my eastern european brother andrew warhola

the lavender marriage between sansa and loras wouldve been so beautiful

actually Crazy

average dutch cohabitation experience

this miffy cameo

on one hand loove catelyn on the other jons pov in winterfell is giving me crazy flashbacks to cohabitating with my stepmother as a teenager. this is exactly how it was

finishing this beautiful wonderful book tearing up and then i hear this GRATING AGGARAVATING VOICE (a quote from CZESŁAW MIŁOSZ)

the book that makes you gaf about jon

hm hm hm elif batuman's ender?

rf kuang get behind me

gonna start trying to read one victorian novel a month... maybe every two months....

lowkey this is so good

i will learn this language even if it fucking kills me

the connection between the murray experiment and unabomber is crazy but i will say that my high school experience was basically the murray experiment and i am yet to become a terrorist. unabomber weak as fuck

every time i read ablut somebody evil: 🤔🤔 i wonder where theyre from
answer always: poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅

of course all polish names are pronounced correctly i know thats a man married to a polish diva 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅

somewhat Gagged by the utrecht cameo

patrick radden keefe spilling crazy tea for 368 pages

from dedication very Happily discovered that Of Course he's married to a polish woman

actually So Good

again!!!

fuck this stupid life

genuinely gagged its Crazy

i cant fucking believe these performative male and ethical (???) non-monogamy shenaningans in the 1870s lol

cant believe men have been pressuring women into open relationships in gilded age new york 😭😭

poland slander 🤨😔😔😔
polish man slander 🤩🤩🥳🥳

cried when i read that holman hunt carried millais' coffin and now i predictably cry reading how monet carried manet's coffin

emily austin i am sorry i ever doubted your game we are so back