Jay Schaffer > Recent Status Updates

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Maybe they won’t be insufferable. Oh? Oh wait. Ooh. Nope, nevermind.

John Waters reference?! Are you kidding me?!

Ally!

Nothing is sacred, Whoopi is proof!

Rip (?) Phillip :(

The gay agenda at work!

If you thought I was annoying before…

We are so back on this shit

Diving back in trying to remember all the inner book definitions referenced 100s of pages ago and what they’re actually referring to in real life is a real trip. Like wtf is the tortoise property? Wondrousness? Huh??

He’s getting to his theory on self-referential “strange loops”, so hyped for the discourse!!

Omg I’m so ready for this

Mrs. Oliver and poirot can cut it up

Aw yea he’s gonna give the case for vegetarianism this is gonna be good

*30 mins later*

EXACTLY!! EXACTLY!!

*30 mins later*

Oh, hrm I guess meat eating on an industrial scale is a more sustainable alternative to vegetarianism on an industrial scale…

*30 mins later*

Whoaaa I wanna go hunting

I’m telling ya, there are more and more of these delinquents with urges that can’t be suppressed, it’s a sign of the times! I think it was just one of those delinquents that came in and drowned her, nothing else to it Poirot! There’s no way she saw someone murdered, that Joyce!

WAIT HOLD ON THEY REALLY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

WAIT

NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND


THEY REALLY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

Admittedly bit lost but liking what I’ve picked up on so far!

He’s so me fr

ANT BRAINS ANT BRAINS YOUR BRAIN IS MADE OF ANTS

Douglas is building up that theory🤪 The “every formal system is equivalent to TNT” section had me gagged.

Omg so damn good so far