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"What is now the EU was set up so that France and Germany could hug each other so tightly in a loving embrace that neither would be able to get an arm free with which to punch the other. "

Reading about Hamilton's mom being imprisoned in Fort Christiansvaern, a place I used to goof around in as a kid.

"At this point, probability will give up, and they'll both be struck by lightning."

"Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane."

Being bedridden has had one advantage : finally made it to act II.

"It's true you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl."

"Maybe I'll post a consumer review. 'Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0 / 10.'"

"if ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it."

This passage says so much about Welcome to Nightvale:

"Diane texted both of them. No response. She ran out the front door, down Chuckwalla Road, past several crisscrossing streets, toward the crash.
Is the roof the head of the house, or the hair, or is it a hat? thought the house.
'This is just the start of it,' whispered the faceless old woman from behind Diane's washing machine."

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies with some sort of trebuchet.

"I think he's starting to accept that this is my love language. Other women might show their adoration with baked goods or hand knit slippers, but mine is channeled through animal corpses."

"I wanted to have a gravestone carved : "Mark got more than he could handle".

"If you want to pick out the people who go crazy from time to time in my family, find the ones in the photos who look ten or more years younger than they actually are. Maybe it's because we laugh and cry a lot and have a hard time figuring out what to do next. It keeps the facial muscles toned up."

Mindy Kaling also has an emotional association between the album Graceland and childhood roadtrips. I didn't think I could love her more!

Taking a break from this to get through a couple library books while I have them.

"it is not a sign of failure to let others assist you. It is a recognition and acceptance of your own intensity and limits"

"Although they are highly capable leaders, INTJs are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead." Well put, book.

I am confused by the reference to actual Harry Potter.

I've only read the forward and I love it already.

I am reading this... slowly... hopefully I can finish it soon otherwise I'll have to find out if you can re-renew library books.

It took me almost 3 weeks to even crack this open. I read one chapter and haven't been back to it again yet. I'm not sure if I don't like it or if the size of it is just too intimidating.

So far it's Looking For Alaska version 2.0.