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Not my favorite so far, but I will persist for Louise!

Lolll how long do you think it’ll take me?

Barbara…. Feeding girls milk from cows treated with hormones does not cause them to get their periods earlier

Hmmm… considering a DNF

:/ I hate when books not advertised as romance have predominantly romantic plotlines

There comes a time in every girl’s life where she needs to read a graphic novel on the last day of the year to reach her reading goal

Bro how many similes can fit in one book

I can’t be the only one who noticed the line that was like “Where the hell have you been?” my internal monologue was like LOCA

Reading this book for a friend

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I’m in too deep to stop reading

Omg I just realized this is YA which explains a lot and makes me like it way more!

OMG rolling my eyes so hard at the “I Got Gurued” chapter… the endless plight of straight women

Am I the only person who finds this not that relatable

Ew is this a romance?

Is it a sin to listen to this book at 1.25x speed

LOL THE MAIN CHARACTER IS JUST SO CLEARLY JOHN GREEN THAT I WAS UTTERLY SHOCKED TO DISCOVER SO DEEP INTO THE BOOK THAT SHE’S A GIRL

“You can live a good life without ever knowing real love, of the Corinthians variety, but I was fortunate to have found it with Harold. He was a sixteen-year-old Toyota Corolla…”

This man knows how it feels to love a car

Yum

“It was shocking and distressing, like seeing a nun lift her habit to reveal suspenders.”

Oh boy. The halfway twist was not very twisty

This book is…. So weird

MOM IM SCARED