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the political intrigue has very quickly devolved into what if you put 4 horny 20 somethings in the woods with only an old lady as a chaperone. one of them is telling fitz that man is a WOMAN and he WANTS YOU meanwhile people are dying

every day i wake up and i’m still not done with this book. 5 books behind my reading goal because somehow every morning this book is still going. i can’t do this anymore i really can’t someone please hide my copy so i can free myself because i am losing my mind

i just feel like way too many people are comfortable making an enemy of the guy whose job it is to poison people

this is the page i was on before my cat pissed all over my copy. new one coming in the mail but at what cost

proof that reading slop for a year does in fact make you stupider

i forgot what it’s like to read a book that’s actually good

being gaslit all because sanderson forgot to give his main character a love interest is crazy. i guess we all have to pretend his little spirit buddy is a grown ass sexy woman instead of the child she’s been depicted as so far… my bad i guess

so far proving that if your series is flopping adding a beautiful autistic woman into your main cast is your only hope

feels so crazy to move from the slowest book ever to this. why are we going so fast man!!!!

sanderson is desperately trying to let everyone know he’s not homophobic anymore but the first lesbian he introduces is trying to convince everyone to commit genocide…. can we be serious

for a book club. this is sooooo pulpy i feel like i’m reading neuromancer for lesbians

work book club

mistborn was fun but i’m SO GLAD to be back to this series omg. idc that this is my seventh(?) fantasy read in a row. this is my reward for getting an english degree. i’m gonna read nothing but genre fiction all year just because i can now

the name “warbreaker” + the other sanderson i’ve read made me think this would be heavy on the political intrigue. however i am becoming more and more convinced that this is a romcom. not sure who the romantic leads are but sometimes you can just sense these things

why is there suddenly a YA edgelord with edward cullen levels of melodrama. trilogy sophomore slump effect as fuck

i know stormlight is the better series because how is it book 2 and i’m still sitting here thinking well if kaladin were here he wouldn’t have put a 22 yr old nepo baby on the throne now would he.

i know vin is 17 but sympathizing with the nobility is crazy. i don’t know if i’m cut out for teenage protagonists anymore like pleaseeee develop your frontal lobe i can’t do it