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Verity??? Dare I say???? Love of my life???

OH LORD ARE THEY BOTH GOING TO DIE?!

Is Verity going to get killed on the way to his wedding???

Prince Verity, meet my close personal friend Faramir

hahaha why is this chapter called ‘Assassinations’??

HAHAHAH WHY IS IT CALLED THAT HAHAHAH?

the voices the audiobook reader is giving the Forged characters are actually horrifying wtf

THIS CHAPTER IS AN HOUR LONG???

Oh lord I cannot handle much more of this

I want a fancyable character or romance subplot in this book SO BAD

oh god he’s going to die in this chapter you’re JOKING

if something bad happens to my favourite character I’ll cry.

I LOVE BEING WRONG

Does this dog die too??!!

Yeah ok this one’s lowkey a banger already

IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW YOU SHUT UP

I fucking hate being right

Omg this dogs going to die kms

Honestly I have very little clue what’s going on…

Listening to this on my lunch break to remind myself things could always be worse

Actually icked out by him complaining about not getting any action with women WHILE ON MARS

I’m so fucking scared

IM NOT FAR THROUGH ENOUGH, THERES SO MUCH TIME FOR THINGS TO GO WRONG

I listened to half this while driving back from London yesterday, let’s see if I can finish it while manically packing to go back to uni