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I'm so glad none of my hobbies involve spending tens of thousands of dollars to walk past dead bodies

ummm I wasn't expecting that

Jude's feelings about struggling to accept disability are hitting home atm

I want to drop kick this bastard

this escalated quickly

wtf omg

Zeus really just spent multiple verses naming all the people he cheated on Hera with.....to Hera...as a way to make her want to sleep with him...the gods are weird af

My post finals melted brain did not love the jumping narratives for most of this...it's cool and well done I'm just a puddle of stupid goo rn

If the story was not so interesting it would be a DNF by now purely based on the creepy way the narrator describes all women, it's fucking gross. I can't tell if its a choice based on the narrator being not quite human and rather odd or if Doctorow is one of those authors

Honestly v refreshing that idk who did it so far in... I have a theory but I'm not sure like I usually am

so... fairly certain I've guessed the twist already

<spoiler> so.... is the twist is gonna be ted has DID and is olivia and lauren? bc that is so obvious </spoiler>

dissing babbling to babies who are learning to form sounds is so ugh... practice those syllables mama

I'm gonna fucking cry

get 'em!! for once I agree with the dungeon catchphrase KILL KILL KILL

holy shit

Oh god they have to kill kill kill

surprised we are still getting new perspectives

finally something is happening

they are all being stupid, especially given the info they know

had to double check that we didn't know about blood types when this was written bc the number of horrifically dangerous blood transfusions with a seemingly endless supply of perfect donors was getting to me

We haven't seen vampires in ages just a guy eating flies and a pasty lady :/

really hoping they don't describe van helsing bc I'm imagining the undertaker with a strong dutch accent and it's making me laugh

beginning to remember why I didn't finish this as a kid....need to pick a different book to hide from the iliad

psyching myself out about the iliad and hiding in a series I never finished as a kid

I'm either gonna love goats or be scared of them by the end of this

...holy shit

not my shayla 😭 i liked him so much my little nerd

I want a cat called gravy boat