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dissing babbling to babies who are learning to form sounds is so ugh... practice those syllables mama

I'm gonna fucking cry

get 'em!! for once I agree with the dungeon catchphrase KILL KILL KILL

holy shit

Oh god they have to kill kill kill

surprised we are still getting new perspectives

finally something is happening

they are all being stupid, especially given the info they know

had to double check that we didn't know about blood types when this was written bc the number of horrifically dangerous blood transfusions with a seemingly endless supply of perfect donors was getting to me

We haven't seen vampires in ages just a guy eating flies and a pasty lady :/

really hoping they don't describe van helsing bc I'm imagining the undertaker with a strong dutch accent and it's making me laugh

beginning to remember why I didn't finish this as a kid....need to pick a different book to hide from the iliad

psyching myself out about the iliad and hiding in a series I never finished as a kid

I'm either gonna love goats or be scared of them by the end of this

...holy shit

not my shayla 😭 i liked him so much my little nerd

I want a cat called gravy boat

mongo better have terminator teeth by the end of this level

at least the murderous puppet is anti war

Genuinely the most engaged I've been in a book in so long by such a large margin.

Not only does the cat have better charisma stats than me, but so does the American man in boxers 😑

let's go lesbians let's go

I want to spit on Toruso