Alexis > Recent Status Updates

I was really hoping every man in this series wouldn’t be THIS objectifying

WHAAAAAAAAT

I feel like this narrator is going such a good job of sounding as unhinged as this person is

EW

So like…maybe I should’ve been doing audiobooks for these this whole time bc I feel like I’m enjoying this a lot more than the first two books

Idk if I’m excited to start this, but I know that I need to if I want to have a chance at actually remembering what’s going on in this confusing as heck series 😂😅

Ugh I knew it🥺

I FREAKING LOVE THEM

“Please, Molly.” “Could I please?”

I AM FERAL OVER HIS BEGGING

“Just be gentle with me, Graham. You’ve got me on the gallows here. But I’ll be damned if you’re not the most beautiful executioner I’ve ever seen.”

OH MY GOSH I AM DYING!!!!! HIS YEARNING IS SO FREAKING PAINFUL

I’m actually obsessed with them

HAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh I’m obsessed with them

Oh. My. Gosh.

She really is insane

Omg I knew it

So like…I’m pretty sure I know why he’s feeling the way that he is, but it’s still giving insta-obsession and I don’t like it 🫣🥴

OMG THAT HOE!

Oh. My. Gosh.

I’m obsessed with this already omg

Keris is so hilarious 😂

I’m ABSOLUTELY eating this up omg

This is so good omg

Omg😂😂 trying to hard not to giggle in public right now

I’m so excited to be back in Spunes!!

No😭😭

Okay, finally time to lock in before this TV show comes out

“Then I’ll come with you and we’ll be flowers together.” IS THIS WHY SHE LOVES FLOWERS SO MUCH?!?!

I’m still having so much trouble picturing him not an old man😅😅

Hehehehe I’m so excited for this

So like…I’m actually about to throw my dinner back up

Oh my gosh