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This is like... if someone took the most annoying feminist you know, got her high on LSD, and told her to rewrite house of hades as a horror/sci-fi hybrid.

I have an almost pathological fear/disgust of pregnancy. I am not enjoying this.

Whatever it is now absurd

Well shit, talk about body horror

Fuck everyone else, I respect Kitay

Oh fuck!!!

dude.... DUDE...

I'm absolute loving the prose, wit, and dialogue in this book.

Carmen is getting on my nerves, but then, in the last 5 series I've read, so does every love interest.

Please, please, PLEASE be good.

Writers learn about an opiate that's not morphine challenge.

This is absolute garbage. I'm gonna spoil myself the ending and see if I feel like finishing the book anyway. Pity I got a physical copy a few months ago and it's now too late to return it.

Seeing "not like other girls" played straight on an adult novel is 😬

Im moody.... Feel like this book talks down to me. I don't need it to tell me who Dante and Virgil are. I don't need it to tell me who Mercury is, or that he's the god of thieves.

Its about time, I think.

This girl's got more chemistry with the Evil Soul Stealer than with her supposed boyfriend... That guy's so bland.

"Did... the Pope just become the spokesman for humanity?" inquired a stunned zoologist.
"What could possibly go wrong?" replied a dazed anthropologist.

“If you’ll look at Bonnie”—thank badness, he knew her name—“you’ll see that no vampire could do it. I think”—he added ingenuously, for shock value—“that the attackers were trees, controlled by malach.”

Thank BADNESS I-

I have no choice but to stan.

Please, I beg you, stop calling them "bolas". By that time, it would be accurate to call them "boleadoras".

You're just saying this guy is armed with his balls.

"A crash of lightning struck right outside the chapel doors, making them all jump."


DID IT THOUGH? DID IT!?

This novel is like.... If I knew a vampire, and I knew that they were thirsty, and I was feeling petty, I'd give it to them to read. I bet that'd be torture.

...No wait, the prose is still the torturous part.

Third update from the same two chapters but IT'S SO BAD.

"She exhaled and let go of the magic. It shot out from her fingertips like bolts of lightning. One struck Felicíja, the crack of thunder reverberating through the arena. The girl went down."

HELL YEAH THE LITTLE JEDI GIRL GOT A TASTE OF THAT SITH LIGHTNING! PALPS WOULD BE PROUD

"Seething and black and powerful—so powerful—and in a different way than her magic was powerful because where hers was clarity this was madness."

This one-sentence paragraph is bothering me. I can't quite put my finger on it but. Maybe it's the run-on sentence? Idk, I feel like *I* just ran a lot and I'm out of breath....and not in a good way.