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the lengths historical fiction authors will go to to ensure the female MC *coincidentally* has her hair unbound when she runs into the love interest is TRULY admirable

Cannot stop thinking about having a competition over who's more suicidal after their breakups 😆😆😆😆

Killing your abusive husband should be legal in Alaska
Like that's the whole point of Alaska

That's SO UNTRUE
they could totally pass him off as missing because NO ONE CARES
also one cop is not gonna crack this. SO UNNECESSARY

"Miss Tallant, meanwhile, had perceived an opportunity to gratify her most pressing desire, which was to snub her host beyond possibility of his recovery."

As she should

Not... the enemies
Stuck in a cave
In a weather event
After sword fighting
(shes a princess he's supposed to kill her, etc)
Oh nooo he has to take off his shirt somehow
Babe you have so many scars 🥺🥺🥺 who hurt you
Etc, etc, etc...

Mrs. Cass, have some shame! You are running out of tropes over here. Also this is like middle school romance, PLEASE keep your shirt on 😒🖐

I just KNOW kiera cass ate that kylo ren "you're a monster" scene UP when she saw it. I'm increasingly convinced this book is reylo fan fic. Unless it's like GOT fan fic and I wouldn't pick up on the references or sum

Why is this reoccurring dream sequence like the end of Gladiator 🤣

The implication being... that he's gay?
Or just controlling?

*cue immediate infant death*
At this point I'm not sure how this could get more depressing

Was having a tough week and had the BRILLIANT idea of reading about the great depression

My week is 2× as bad now, awesome

"And by the way, even kids who work on a farm in the summer aren't dumb enough to..."
....
Yeah, so WHAT exactly are we implying with that statement??

What the FUCK
Never been so tempted to DNF at 90%

A KAYAK DOESNT TAKE FUCKING OARS YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL THATS COMMON KNOWLEDGE

YOU HAVE TO HAVE SUCH AN INSANE KAYAK SETUP TO USE OARS! IT MOST CERTAINLY WOULD NOT BE ON A RENTAL KAYAK

OARS?!?!?!

If she keeps fake fucking swearing I'm going to lose my fucking shit

A three page introductory letter isn't endearing and quirky it's straight up narcissistic

He's wearing a TIE OVER A PLAID SHIRT????

Anti-gershwin communist assumption is wild
(And I cannot emphasize enough how little this has to do with the book)
But wouldn't you assume anti-gershwin people to be imperialists or something? Surely communists wouldn't have an issue with him

Darcy saying "bonkers" in the first proposal scene.
I'm not even gonna comment. You already agree with me

We're calling Georgiana SIGRID in this book???? Is that not batshit crazy to anyone else????? SIGRID????

someone put Benson boone's lumberjack ass back in play this is getting too freaky


Also she's drunk out of her mind right now. Like...
But I also don't remember this being advertised as paranormal?? Am I dumb

This book is so bad 😭😭😭😭
I don't read fan fiction, but this is that vibe

I cannot express to you how much I want men interested in me to send me flowers for breakfast

Its a NECESSITY PLEASE BRING THIS BACK

This book is DEAD boring

I feel they only made it a TV show because it's fucking ENDLESS. There are SEVEN of these?!?!?! Good God I'm falling asleep barely a third in to ONE

I also imagine married life as lots of knitwear and wearing your husband's old shorts

I'm not gonna cry at work, but this IS why some people don't believe in love 🤷‍♀️

HE FIXED HER COAT OMG OMG OMG 😱🙇‍♀️

“Jesus, Théo, get a hold of yourself. I didn’t know you missed Mom that badly.”
I fear he ate that up 🙏 we were all thinking it

Stephanie is a dumbfuck and a selfish bitch
I hate Marcus obvs but good GOD girl grow the fuck up