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“For without faith, what is a human? No more than an animal with a FICO score.”

this is a lil cynical even for me

sentence structure is crazy. so descriptive and very ramble-y. not mad at it

“That’s the first time it occurs to me: I’m falling in love with him. “

hey so really quick um….when? news to me

god this is a fucking chore

sorry actually idgaf abt margaret ives great great grandfather from the 1800s

nervous and trying to be open-minded because this is a very (imo) tired concept. reclusive retired socialite deciding to do a seemingly random tell all with an un-named journalist. literally evelyn hugo reheated nachos but adding a man to make it a love interest. we shall see

ik people do not like this one but at this point i have only this one and people we meet on vacation (which i saw the movie) before i fully conquered all the emily henrys. lets slay ig

“when i watch you sleep, i feel overwhelmed that you exist”

…..IS FROM THIS BOOK ARE U SERIOUS???? i thought it was tumblr folklore. damn

hm….

idk why it feels harder to care abt these characters grrr

hey…lets keep these good vibes going

forgot how smutty these get HELLO

I’M BACK
did yall miss me be honest

should i rate my anesthesia books

trying hard!!!!

trying again

lets GO

oh this is spooky

am i about to pause ToG series to read sunrise on the reaping, finish the Martyr AND start The Lamb……well!

wait

“you’re just a spoiled, selfish bitch.” OOP clocked celaenas pretentious ass

should be studied how much of a mf slump this book is putting me in my GOD

why is celaena annoying af in this???? hello?????

i guess this is fine?

dragging my feet bc i rather be in wendlyn

the lore just quadrupled in like 50 pages wtf

chaol downfall like thank god. sick of his ass

not on the chaol wave in the slightest so uh