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*screams like a 12yo girl at a One Direction concert*

Hot take: A kiss on the forehead after more than 250 pages of tension is wayyyyy better than 🌶 scenes.

“You look good, Tris.”
BOOK TOBIAS > MOVIE TOBIAS AND IT’S NOT EVEN DEBATABLE

Poor clueless Tris
Gotta love the 2010’s romance vibe though🥰

I’m now at chapter 5.

When I say I am obsessed with this book, I mean OBSESSED. IT’S AMAZIIIIING

Chapter 3 timeeee

Chapter 1: Hate Jolene. Love Beth.

I’ve just received my Cinder collector’s edition and it has definitely made my day😍

I think I only liked America in book one. Now she’s just annoying.

Aspen is the king of the dipshits

Hypocrite much? America is pissed that Maxon does stuff with other girls, but she running around the castle kissing Mr Aspen like it's not treason to the crown.

America is such a bitch for leading on my love Maxon and the asshole Aspen. Likeeee I know you're "not sure what to do" and "you don't know if Maxon still wants you", but don't play with their feelings. It's selfish.

Marleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just got to put it out there: the only two things I like about Aspen are his name and his physical description.

"No, I'm not choosing him or you. I'm choosing me."

CRIIIIIINGE

"Yes, Maxon," I whispered. "It's possible."

Did I mention that I'm an absolute sucker for the friends to lover trope? Because I am unashamedly so.

"The last time I saw him was at my send-off," I chocked. "He was with another girl."
"WHAT?" Maxon shouted.

Get yourself a Maxon. He's the perfect cheerleader.

"But don't you think you'll win?" I asked.
"Of course," she whispered. "But it's rude to say so!"
Ashley is such a gem. She seems like the kind of girl that would be there for you even when you only need someone's presence to comfort you. She's the kind of girl you can sit silently with and it won't feel awkward.

"It would seem like leaving your family, living in some foreign place, and being separated from the person ou love should be events that take years to roll into place, not just days."
America Singer has clearly never heard of going away to college/university while being in a long distance relationship. The girl would die.

"America, I'm supposed to be providing for you. It's humiliating for me to come here and have you do all this for me."
"I'm not some charity case, America. I'm a man. I'm supposed to be a provider."
Aspen is such a twat. There's already been four World Wars and you still think a man needs to be a provider? Boyish mentality.

“And if you love me, you’ll do this so I won’t go crazy wondering what if.”

Aspen, wtf is up with that ultimatum? 🤢