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This book is poorly named. I definitely can't read this in a hurry. I just read 20 or so pages and the only thing that really registered was that he made a fart joke. Gonna have to slow down.

"... I thought you could probably add a cheese knife and a corkscrew and make a Swiss Army Armadillo. A Swiss Army Dillo. I made a note on my phone to create a Swiss Army Dillo but spell-check changed it to 'Create a Swiss Army Dildo,' which frankly just seems painful and excessive."

I laughed so hard I had to physically close the book and walk away for a bit.