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Your smile stops the world FUCKING CRINGEEEEE

He named his guitar…….. Betty.? And I’m supposed to find this attractive?

Oh my god the horror

I think I like the dad chat more than the actual book - it’s like greys anatomy when they call co,e back as ghosts , they seem like they r rlly there but they aren’t , they seem like they r still 21 and they main characters but they aren’t

Research purposes ; I have two more days left of vacation

What a shit show - I really liked it

Get a load of this guy - killing it on the bbf scale . I REALLY enjoy the main character I think she’s funny. A little off putting that she had pink hair but I’m vibing w it now

It’s actually really good. Like I had low expectations. even though unhoneymooners is inarguably one of my favorite books, the rest of her books have seemed a little disappointing. However this is fully hitting the nail on the head with what I loved ab unhoneymooners - so I’m a happy little camper rn. A little sad w how fast I’m ripping through it , sigh

Eeek I love a good vacation book!! First I’m fucking pissed bc it started with one of those fuck ass drawings - I had to cut the page out.

so far good. a little bored. I see why people don't like celaena, she's a bit of a bitch. but she's 16 so ig its fine

oh my god she should have just killed him when she had the chance.

poor dorian poor poor dorian. you sweet misguided thing. I keep picturing kai and paedyn when I picture dorian and celaena and I feel so sad

ooooh they have this whole will they wont they thing and its sweet. I also know it wont be chaol and people compare it sort of to tamlin which is .... concerning. but I don't think the ends up being a bad guy and im sad for it to end.

rubs hands together and evil laugh

is it going to be chaol or dorian? chaol is giving Rory. celaena and chaol giving John snow and Ygritte. also who the hell is aelin? also I spoiled it for myself and how is this narration going to work? are we only following celaena? ALSO this is all around giving got

right so with the announcement of acotar 67, I feel I have ample time to read all 1 million of the other books and then be able to close it all off with the new ones. I also fear I have now read enough fantasy books to be able to comprehend this gargantuan task. lets get cracking.

a little slow. not too keen on the whole Elspeth not in the story thing but onward we push. really hoping this doesn't have second book syndrome

finished this a while ago

I can see where Rory came from raven

nothing of note. im really enjoying Elspeth and the nightmare, I just wish the nightmare spoke a little bit more. I wish he had more interjections in the plot. also im still confused on the cards in the beginning of each chapter. but they feel important?

ok im a little confused rn

the nightmare is giving Bartholomew but evil
but like is he evil?

erm what happened in the last 10 pages

I understand the necessity of these plot twists.. but there are a bit too many. Im getting a tintsy bit lost

im sorry what the fuck.

omg I love this whole talking angel prophecy thing going on - its giving Bartholomew

oh god. ok so the peril went on for a little too long. I got a little bored of it. but was it worth it? ehhh yeah yeah it was.

well im interested in this

those damn forget me nots