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actually so cute

should i sue michel nieva for the emotional distress caused by the nsfw parts of dengue boy

gandalf is so unserious with the times he chooses to show up

reading this as a parent is wild like these parents need jail

been listening with my kids on the way to and from school this week. why not put it on my goodreads!

kile accidentally gave me a big ol’ spoiler 🙃

why are there talking spiders in both of my current reads 🤔

gandalf really is that b*tch

so kile loves these movies and i’ve never seen them the whole way through, OR read the books. here i go!

oh this is RIGHT up my alley

thank goodness i wasn’t alive during this time… i’d be a prime candidate for a lobotomy and/or shock treatment

am i going to find out why this book is called the bell jar?