Dorthe Sofie > Recent Status Updates

Take a shot every time Donald Trump is mentioned.

unashamed brain rotting (kinda)

one for each day of the year

jegulus brain rot <3

Leave me be✋🏼I need to be comforted and then brutally butchered by pain, this is the only piece that can accomplish that.

dnf- i cannot bring myself to care

i’m getting serious flashbacks to reading Hamsun’s Hunger…

Raskolnikov is such a tease

I may not have committed homicide but I too feel utterly delirious

even better after 7 ish glasses of wine

okay. fine. this is really fucking cute, I take back my previous annoyance and apprehension.

Charlotte, you’re pissing me off.

“james has had some sort of stupid vegan epiphany” i’m DYINGGGG

whyyyyy is this such a highly recommended queer book??? it’s filled with transphobia and misogyny …
I don’t exactly want to read about women being beaten. Sure, the prose and romantic interactions can be beautiful but there’s so many other books that do that without discriminating against other marginalized groups ???

*I am not reading this of my own free will*

Nils’ drunk rambling is making me cry. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A LIGHTHEARTED CHILDRENS BOOK and now i’m crying ?!

THIS IS SO GOOD

reading to critique

the parallels being draw between the tragedy of achilles and patroclus and james and regulus are breaking my heart

i’m only on chapter 8 and i’ve cried 3 times already wtf