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"It's like I have one panicked neighbor saying there's an impending drought and another screaming we're about to drown in a flood. Somebody has to be wrong."

Incorrect. Drought increases the risk of flooding because the soil loses some of its absorptive capacity. You can 100% have both at once. I had to deal with both last year.

Unfortunately, I think the same is true for the other side of the metaphor here too...

"The sprawling message board of mostly young males armed with a vast arsenal of shallow knowledge and free time." I'm not saying this is an inaccurate way to describe Reddit, but also, having to describe Reddit in a book makes you sound a million years old. I have to assume this is here due to an editor's note, because Jason Pargin is not a million years old (he just plays being a million years old on the internet).

Oof, well this is a tough read. Really leaning into the most detailed description or the most grotesque possibility. Point made, I suppose.

The obligatory grown-men-talking-about-how-sexy-a-high-school-junior-is section of the story.