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Clare is 91% done with You Weren't Meant to Be Human
"It feels like the pressure of the head will crack the bone in half." Fun fact, your pelvis bones do indeed come apart during childbirth! ...which I didn't know until it happened... and then never went back to normal. Now my pelvis cracks and pops while I walk as the two halves shift independently from one another! Fun!

Full points to Andrew Joseph White for capturing all the VERY REAL body horror of pregnancy.
— Nov 03, 2026 06:34AM Add a comment
You Weren't Meant to Be Human

Clare
Clare is 79% done with The Death of Jane Lawrence
Another supposedly intelligent heroine making dumb as shit decisions. I guess we could chalk this up to sleep deprivation and cocaine, but... It's still really straining that suspension of disbelief.
— Oct 30, 2026 10:49AM Add a comment
The Death of Jane Lawrence

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Clare is 15% done with The Death of Jane Lawrence
Off to a solid start. Sort of Jane Austen in the Mütter Museum.
— Oct 25, 2026 08:05AM Add a comment
The Death of Jane Lawrence

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Clare is 70% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
Was fully onboard until this point. This is the stupidest series of choices she could make. Truly inexplicable bedumbening. We'll see how this goes...
— Oct 19, 2026 04:14PM Add a comment
The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Clare
Clare is 59% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
1. Feeling genuinely sick with rage.
2. Tom Clancy novels will absolutely poison your mind and rot your brain quicker than any gore. Well chosen.
— Oct 18, 2026 05:48PM Add a comment
The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

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