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lmfao not dakota johnson randomly catching a stray 😭

HELP HE’S SO OBVIOUS

HELLO?????

anytime this man is mentioned or described i want to gag IDK WHY (it might be bc i think of lady and lord danbury)

omg i’m actually crying

“should she ever have the misfortune to find herself a mother” real asf

“you haven’t figured it out yet?” WORKS EVERY TIME

HELPP this is so silly

i don’t really like the writing :/

i need at least 24 hrs to process babel…..

im going to crash out

girl’s acting like rob from love island w the way she loves those damn overalls

im gonna crash out (we’re so back)

no pls someone stop her😭

“who hurt you?” is gonna do it for me every. single. time.

omg we’re both libras #twin

JACK U DUMMY USE UR BRAIN!!!

MARTIN DOYLE????

the way they’re both literally so dramatic… ITS JUST A LAPTOP!!!

my heart SANK

wait i wasn’t expecting to see myself in teddy and relive the worst parts of high school uhm..

he remembered her coffee order from a single trip years ago….. i might be locking in now…..

THE ENDING OF CH1 GAGGED ME I CANT EVEN LIE

finally started my bookstagram!! find me @hopeworldbookshelf 💌

logging her “victory wins” on her computer… i’m getting the hating game flashbacks

test results: divergent

FINALLY WE’RE GETTING TO THE GOOD STUFF

if you can’t finish the task DON’T START IT???

in crutches??? oh she’s insane

McSpicy instead of McSteamy/McDreamy is sending meeee