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This author has a major crush on John Keats. You right a whole love story about falling in love with an ai replica of him. Ok Dan I see you

Well that was incredibly sad

WHAT IN THE CURIOUS CASE OF 50 FIRST FIRST DATES BUTTONS

I'm sorry but is this book actually written by one of the characters in the book or is the character that full of himself. Either option is possible

I do love an author with character range. The poet is so perfectly written as an obnoxious out of touch with reality rich snobby writer

wait he was retelling this story.....was he describing in great detail how he kept fucking this ai and how it turned into the shrike while he was fucking her to these people??? They were just sitting at a bar and here comes the soldier being like i was mid orgasm when my lover turned into metal and i realized she was trying to get me to start and intersellar war. I still finished. Pussy that good

god i hate romance and sex scenes written by men

he fell in love with an ai rip bozo

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SHORT STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD WTF

"I was being greated by a silent, smiling band of small, bald, retarded children"

ok

Is it bad that the villain of this book reminds me of Twitches

Why are we doing a gladiator death match like Thor ragnorok wtf is this book. I don’t mean that in a good way. What’s the point of this I’m so bored

How am I finding the beginning thats just about taking care of a sick old man more interesting than the plot of the kid in this magical world. I don't think I'm a fan of king when he does fantasy

Whenever the monsters only come out at night it's like wow just like minecraft

Omg what is the middle of this story. It’s so repetitive it’s driving me nuts

He needs gold to pay property taxes. Real

RUMPLE MY LOVE ❤️❤️❤️ IS THAT YOU

Like I thought it was similar to the wizard of oz but like is that really where this is going???

DID HE TAKE A LEPRECHAUNS POT OF GOLD!!! DID HE HAVE A SHOOT OUT WITH A LEPRECHAUN IN THE SHED 😂😂😂 wtf is this story

Think of how tiktok famous this kid could be making asmr videos with the bucket of gold

I will admit I am a stephen king simp cause I've listened to 4 hours of some teen boy taking care of an elderly man and I'm fine with it

It's kinda like ella enchanted but I don't get to see Hugh

Ngl the idea that this kid is taking care of this grumpy elderly man who just keeps pulling gold bars out of god knows where is pretty funny

Calling Youtube the tube. King really can not do modern slang

eh it's fine enough

holy fuck this is boring

Omg they got the talking babies again. I can’t wait to see how the movie handles this cause they skipped it in the last one. Is it going to be like Breaking Dawn with renegade 😂

For real how is this going to be a movie. Is the third book going to be part of it?? This whole story has just been people talking and a lot of the talking has been about Paul trying to have a kid and people wanting to him to have kids with someone else. And his sister also wanting to have kids. This is such a middle of a series set up book

I wasn't expecting so much talk about Pauls jizz

OMFG PAUL JUST WAS LIKE TAKE A LOOK AT HITLER HE KILLED 6 MILLION DID A GREAT JOB