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miss enid girlboss blyton truly has a way with words because i have never wanted to consume british food more in my entire life like seriously wtf im about to put this book into my mouth

i dont know why i decided to read multiple 900+ page books at the same time but alas, here we are. picking this bad boy up again after literally months

reading this makes me so fucking angry i need to take frequent breaks. almost everyone is the actual fucking worst

i want to throat punch 85% of these characters

i think i forget that im an enemies to lovers bitch until i read one and it makes me go OH

bruh

i'm a goddamn liar because i said i would never fucking read this. imma be honest girlbosses, i don't know if i have it in me

this fuck ass lore master better start implementing some professional boundaries with his literal CHILD student. like bro get a grip you are literally the adult here

this will be the third lyla sage book i have read and i feel like with every book that i have read so far, the book itself is fine but i feel super disconnected with the characters and by the end feel like i dont really know them at all, despite the past several hundred pages with them.

so far this one is unfortunately looking like it may be the same :/ reaaallly hoping that the last 168 pages do something for me!

big fan of how every woman in this book boobily and breastily bounces into the room

oh we're so back

i hate men <3

this is pissing me off so bad, stop making bad choices im begging you

getting mad at your 15 YEAR OLD for the fact that her 20/21 year old brother in law pursued her and made out with her is diabolical. do some goddamn parenting and put the brother in law on a list