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ahhhh that little twist was interesting
hoping to finish tomorrow

kitt is a nice guy but he needs to MOVE
PAEDYN IS NOT FOR U MOVEEEE

‘i’ll save your life gain and again, aimlessly hoping you will allow me to stay in it’

OMG KAI
can they js get married already PLEASE

kai and paedyn 😛

kai and paedyn 😛
kitt needs to MOVE genuinely on the verge of disliking him GO GET ANOTHER GIRL

this is gooddd

determined to finish this in a day
i love it so far
way better than the striker
I NEED ADIL TO HAVE HIS OWN BOOK PLEASE

good background for a puzzle 🤣
intrigued as they’re trespassing but she’s telling the police ab how she was hired to do so to test the penetration or sm - surely that’s js a cover story right? and no clue what the days are counting down to yet

liking this so far

igggg i’m warming up to the characters
but i’m actually gone from embarrassment when these guys are pushing 30 saying wanker
the rest of the uk details seem okay

audiobook so this is in the background lol
so far interested
husband & wife robbing together?? (well she’s trespassing physically he’s doing sm onlime hacking stuff)

okay i think i can move aside the annoying usr of plague in their vocab bc it’s starting to get interestingggg

what is it w using the word plague like it’s replacing God/a swear word/a filler word
‘thank the plague for that’ ‘plagues he caught me’
like shush man 😭
also kai let’s a kid go bc he ‘doesn’t kill children’ but surely he has before bc he was on ab his training and needing to be cruel and allat so??

why is the only they use ‘wanker’? no1 uses that except kids
they talk normally but this gets thrown in too much
GET RID OF IT THERES BETTER SLANG OUT THERE MAN MOVE

i like the characters but the plot could be better

i can’t take this it’s so upsetting this is so good

i love kenan
AND DAMN THAT PLOT TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

‘but i’d give up one of my cats to see her again’ maybe. possible, definitely’
oh get a load of this guy 🤣🫩😭
u are indeed a walking cliche

‘Wankers’ IN ITALICS LOL
ana huang used google for british slang and this is the first one she saw please 😭
i don’t think any1 actually uses this anymore unironically

i love them alll so bad man

rivals sister?! premier league?! yeah count me in
i need to find more football related romance ik this is gonna eat
but it’s nearly 600 pages 😭 like damn

god damn

so she isn’t dying she’s js going through were puberty/insanely horny ??? righttt

nooo the day the boat is coming is getting closer

DAMN

RAHHHH

fak that celibacy pact serena and koen needs to get together

‘I may escape from Syria… I would be safer. But I won’t have survived’
OH SALAMA the pain i feel for her

‘If that boy changes your mind..I’ll make it so you don’t even remember what flowers are’ KHAWF IS SO EVIL GET HIM OUT