maise > Recent Status Updates

“i don’t give audiences to men who cross the woman im a little obsessed with” 🫠

“i’m not simply showing [the ex] how a woman should be treated. im showing her. she deserves to know how it feels when a man pays attention” ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE 😭😈

“Once, while he was deeply immersed in some important paperwork at dinner, I put a cookie on a plate in front of him just to see what would happen. He glanced up at me, glanced back at his work, whispered a quiet thank you, and ate the cookie with a knife and fork.” AAHHAHAHAVAA 😭😭

“He studied the photographs in the little hallway, ones of my family and one of Adam Driver that Kate put in a little heart-shaped frame for me. Barry didn’t ask and I didn’t try to explain.” OMG I NEED THIS IN MY HALLWAY 🤭

“this isn’t your problem. you don’t have to worry about any of this.” “did you make the baby yourself?” HE WANTS TO BE APART OF THE BABYS LIFE OMGGGGGG 🥹

“my onny” I LOVE SEAN SO MUCH

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!! I JUST CRIED FOR LIKE AN HOUR STRAIGHT ON THE PLANE!! THE FIRE AND JOHNNY SAVING ALL 4 OF THEM AND THEN SEAN BEING DOUSED IN ALCOHOL, AND THEN ALL THE BOYS BUILT THE TREE HOUSE FOR TADHG AND OLLIE, AND JOEY FEELS LIKE HE DOESNT BELONG AND HES GOING AWAY TO GET CLEAN ARGHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

OMG IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SOBBING!! SEAN CLUTCHING JOHNNY AND THEN FEELING COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO SIT ON JOHNNYS DADS LAP 😭😭😭

JOHNNY STEALING SHANNONS BROTHERS WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE IS SO FUNNY😭😂

“don’t give him that. it’s a weapon” “have you seen the size of him? he is the fucking weapon” FEELY AND HUGHIE CALLING JOHNNY A WEAPON IS MAKING ME DIEEEEE😭😭

“no one will know this isn’t real.” his smile falters. “except us”. RAGHHHHH THE FAKE DATING SHENANIGANS BEGIN AND HE ALREADY IS IN LOVE WITH HER 🥰

HE CALLED HER BABY HE CALLED HER BABY HE CALLED HER BABY HE CALLED HER BABY 🫠

they’re gf and bf !!!!!!!! 🥹😈

“I mean, I knew his punkass was a major drama queen, but this is just beyond ridiculous—”

kenji and warner becoming friends in 16 days?? this is what i like to see

him calling her “bug” is actually so cute 🥰

“I can feel your presence. Hers, most of all.” “Really?” Kenji says. “That’s some weird shit. What do I feel like? Peanut butter?”

warner and kenjis relationship is slowly developing 😂

“Thorne built his house big enough for children because he anticipated a baby in his future.” EEEEEPPP SHE BETTER HAVE A CHILD IN THIS BOOK

“lift your hips for me love” 😈🤪🫶

kenji calling adam “default” is the highlight of my day !!

“I don’t often go to bed this early.” “Oh. What time is it?” “Two o’clock in the morning.” MEEE AARON IS SO MEEE

“mind if I pump you later?” “excuse me..” “sorry, i meant mind if i join you later” - their first text message HAHAHHAHA

proceeds to say: “sorry again, i really look forward to sleeping with you” silence. “I MEANT I LOOK FORWARD TO SPEAKING WITH YOU” - 😭😭

wait this is actually so funny so far.. “i put myself in time out. i’ve got 3 minutes left” 😭😭

don’t read a book where the mmc’s name is dex and now the mmc in this is dec; it’ll confuse the hell out of you (and i miss dex omg!!)

WHAT THE FUCK?? THE PLOT TWIST REVEAL IS CRAZZZZZYYYYY

dex kissing and comparing her pregnancy scars to a phoenix carrying her through a battle was soooo sweeettt!! i need more of single mum domestic intimacy in books

“He’ll easily find another Omega who looks exactly like his prototype, or maybe he’ll convince whoever it is that he’s obsessed with to give him a chance, and everything will be just peachy.” REY YOU ARE SO BLIND RN!!!

“we’ll figure it out” WE??? DEX?? SINCE WHEN WERE YOU AND BRAEDYN A WE??? STOP BEING WHIPPED FOR HER !!

oh i just know warner and juliette’s relationship is about to excel in 10x speed!!! the cracks are starting to be glued back together 🫶

“you’re the worstest but i think i like your worst” dex is falling for her 🤪

sofie has inspired me to start logging ao3 so everyone be ready for my book count to go up exponentially 🤪