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JOHNNY FUCKING KNOWS 🫪 SHIT IS ABOUT TO FUCKING RAMP UP AND EXPLODE

johnny is crazy for giving her the wrong damn playlist… FUCKING HER GENTLY BUT HE ACTUALLY MEANT SHE WILL BE LOVED (not shannnon wanting the first) 🫠

i actually love these flashbacks to their childhood together!! he was always so protective of her 🫠 but i’m actually concerned for her ‘present’ timeline (is she okay and why the fuck did he leave????)

YOU BLEEDING EEJIT JOHNNY!!!! SHE KISSES YOU AND YOU DONT KISS HER BACK 😭😭

gibsie suggesting that johnny should try to be friends with shannon: challenge impossible (you don’t know how down bad he is for her…) 🤪

where can i find a man who will beat up my life long bullies and call me his “girlfriend”, where they cower because his reputation is that big within cork 🙏🏻🫶

i can’t believe their first time was in a stairwell… the logistics of that is making me feel unwell 😭

“my shannon” KAVANAGH YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 🫶

eep she’s starting to crush on him and she says it’s not reciprocal.. girl if only you knew 😭

i need to find myself a man like JOHNNY FUCKING KAVANAGH, who is instantly protective of shannon!! i can already tell im going to sob with their relationship!! i love them both so much 🫶

“you’re like a sexy super scary plant” just what every girl wants to hear kenji 😭

sebastian if you don’t stop showing your puppy dog eyes rn, i think she might catch on (i think she has 😏)

eeep their chemistry is sizzling rn 🫠 especially when she said her favourite fruit is strawberries and he just replied “i know” 🤪

sebastian laurent is worming his way to becoming my top fav ana billionaire.. and he’s french AND can cook 🤪

maise.exe has stopped working…. THEY…FINALLY…FUCKED… AND YET I HAVE LESS THAN 10% OF THE BOOK LEFT 🫶😭

how the fuck did i predict that??? adam does get hurt from her!!! AND THEYRE GONNA BREAK UP SOON (i can feel it in my nuggets)!! HALLELUJAH, the gods are smiling upon me rn 🤪

YESS RAKER IS A FIRM BELIEVER THAT KISSING IS MORE INTIMATE THAN SEX!! I LOVE WHEN MALE PROTAGONISTS THINK LIKE THIS 🫶

“what the fuck are you wearing? all i can see is you” THATS THE DAMN POINT RAKER! SHE IS TRYING TO SHOW OFF HER BODY TO U

tell me why i thought that when adam was acting distant and skittish in her room that he was gonna say he now gets burned by her when she touches him 😭 wouldn’t that be fantastic (because warner is the only one who should be able to touch her 😈)

“i need to eat you out. it’s a were thing” ok sureeeee it is lowe 🫠

the way i can feel the tension between warner and his dad dripping through the ink on the pages..

OMG he FINALLY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HER, chapter 32+33 is going down in history (HE SUCKED THE DAMN POISON OUT OF HER NECK 🫠 AND REVEALED HIS FACE AHHHHH)

streamers have been hung out, balloons have been blown up, the cake has been lit; because it’s time to celebrate!!! WARNER AND JULIETTE HAVE KISSED, hungrily and desperately (not my words 😈)

of course the first time they fuck, it’s a desire monster that influences them (and raker doesn’t count it as real feelings 😭)

one bed trope, more like one horse trope!! ik girlie was dripping after that horse ride ?? like the hair tug was CRAZY WORK from raker ‼️

CHAPTER 19 IS WHERE IT FINALLY BEGINS!! this slow burn is SOOO FUCKING GOOD and she’s FINALLY considering him to be something that’s NOT her #1 enemy 😏

raker: you think i care what you look like, you’re nothing to me
also raker: i’m bathing rn in front of you, do whatever the fuck you want (look at me!! please!!)

when adam says he’s in love with her but she calls him her “only friend” 😈 ik warner will be endgame now

i’m loving the avatar banshee vibes it’s giving

so she’s basically the hulk who is giving major dyad vibes (i see reylo everywhere) while warner is literally so obsessed with her??