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ok disregard my last thought, i’m liking this !!! 😈

why is he being sooo mean to her.. idk if i like this or not 😔

they spent a heat together 😈

they’re about to spend a heat together 😈

i feel so bad for OC because what do you mean you heard them fuck? 12 times? that’s actually giving me the ick so badly.. like i can’t believe they did it in the house while he was sleeping right outside, both at night and in the morning. LIKE GIVE MY POOR MAN A REST WHEN HE IS ALREADY CRASHING AT YOURS CAUSE HE IS HEARTBROKEN

i discussed this already with bella and sofie, but how the fuck can koen be celibate if he is putting his fingers inside of her vagina 🤔

“Before the game, he posted one of the pictures he’d snapped on his phone last night—the one of us standing side by side in front of the crib, me smiling at the camera, him smiling down at me. The caption just read, “Oh, baby!”” THIS IS SUCH A CUTE BABY IG CAPTION (i need to use this in like 5 years)

“i’m sorry, my nipples are hard. i can just rub them in the car.” im SORRY, is she okay? THERE IS NO WAY SHE JUST SAID THAT IN FRONT OF THE MAN WHO WANTS TO EAT HER NIPPLES AHAHAHAHAH

“don’t lose sleep over it baker” i’m GONNA lose sleep because of connor crais… THIS MANS DAMN VOICEEEE IS SO SULTRY AS GRAYDONNN 😈

i’m listening to this with sofie and bella in the car and you would think the car driving at 110km/ph would be more loud and yet my gasping seemed to be 🤭

‘“thank you.” she says beaming. like actual light is seeping from every pore on her face as she stares at this fucking nimrod’ I LOVE JEALOUS GRAYDON SM 😭🫶

connor crais saying “tell me to back off one more time baker and see where it gets you” healed something in me about wanting to hear a hot man say my last name 😈

OMG NOOO HE DOESNT WANT TO DO A PR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HE IS SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HER IN THE LONG RUN AND HER PRESCENCE ONLINE, AND SHE THINKS HE DOESNT WANT TO BECAUSE HE DISLIKES HER AND DOESNT WANT TO BE SEEN WITH HER (the miscommunication is crazy 🤪😭)

not her hanging from his muscles like a fucking jungle gym while he does a bicep curl AHAHAHAAHAHAH

“he can’t be that hot— OH MY JESUS” AHAAHAHA I LOVE HER BEST FRIEND SO MUCH 😂

“even angry, she’s fucking gorgeous. not that im paying attention to that.” HAHAHAHA IT BEGINS 😈

“i’m going to reclaim what never should’ve left” TEAAA CLOCK IT GAVIN

HE IS SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKING LOSER OF A YEARNER OMGGGG

WTF MARILYN!!! IM SO EMOTIONAL RN 😣😣

OMG NOOO HE THINKS SHE IS MARRIED BECAUSE OF THE RING 😭 JUST ASK HER ABOUT HER BITCH ASS EX

“there’s only one bedroom and shower by the way” bitch what do you mean we get the one bed AND one shower trope 😁😁

“the roads will be closed for the next few weeks” weeks… what do you mean by WEEKS!! are they going to have to stay together for weeks 😈

“you have a few deep lacerations that may leave a few scars on your pretty face” oh my god, he fucking called her pretty from the start 🥹

“he couldn’t die, he still had three months left on his gym membership.” 😂😂

“i’d develop a foot fetish for you” DIG WTFF

“i need to hump his face” DELPHINE OMG 😝

“excuse me awful man. can you call me princess again?” “princess” HES SO DOWN BAD FOR HER, NO HESITATION 🤭

“she looked like someone who would mistake ‘there’, ‘they’re’ and ‘their’” I LOVE THIS INSULT AHAHHA

“you can’t come without your soulmate” OH I WONDER WHY when you think about heart-shaped sunglasses that you get aroused, could it be… that he is… your soulmate…. 🤦‍♀️

a lollipop AND gun went inside 💀💀