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I need them to kiss already aaaahhhhhhh

I wanna give sunja and isak a hug

The others seemed confused. Then the glow became brighter: a holographic golden sickle with a few sheaves of wheat, rotating just above Meg McCaffrey.
A boy in the crowd gasped. “She’s a communist!”
A girl who’d been sitting at Cabin Four’s table gave him a disgusted sneer. “No, Damien, that’s my mom’s symbol.”. “Uh, which means...it’s her mom’s symbol.”

BRO PLS 😭😭😭

“Why is everyone calling me a loser?” I asked weakly. The comment seemed unfair, even if I was beat-up and covered in garbage; but no one paid me any attention.

Apollo you baby shut up 😭

‘Will they cower?’ Kym asked.
‘Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A custom-designed banner. A cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Two shrines. I’ll even throw in a Kymopoleia action figure.’
‘No!’ Polybotes wailed. ‘Not merchandising rights!’

Bro this is so FUNNY 😭😭😭

Lycaon broke free of his bone cage with a triumphant howl. ‘You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

SIGHHHH I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG MAN

‘What if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?’ Percy wondered. ‘Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?’
Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else – a stupid sense of humour. ‘Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW!’

DUDE IM CRYINGNFNDJRKEK

Sons and daughters. A ridiculous thought. An awesome thought. Right there in the middle of Tartarus, Percy grinned.

I love simps

“The Death Mist is not for helping!” Akhlys shrieked. “It shrouds mortals in misery as their souls pass into the Underworld. It is the very breath of Tartarus, of death, of despair!”
“Awesome,” Percy said. “Could we get two orders of that to go?” 😭😭😭

When he and Annabeth started dating, his mother had drummed it into his head: It’s good manners to walk your date to the door. If that was true, it had to be good manners to walk her to the start of her epic solo death quest.

Percy my baby

“Dionysus,” Percy called, holding up Chrysaor’s golden mask. “Or Bacchus —whatever. You made this victory possible, even if you weren’t here. Your enemies trembled at your name...or your Diet Coke, or something. So, yeah, thank you.”

It’s currently 3.20 a.m and I’m in tears

“Behold!” Percy shouted. “The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the
horror of Diet Coke!” Percy PLS

“I try not to think,” Leo admitted. “It interferes with being nuts.” He’s my son

No hero in his right mind would go there.”
“Then we’re good!” Leo grinned over the top of his pinwheel. “Because we’re all crazy, right?

LEO MY SON I’VE MISSED YOU

But Percy had only one goal. He pointed at the giant.
“You. Me. To the finish.” LETS GOOOOOOO

“Are you sure?” Death asked helpfully. “I have video conferencing enabled. I have his Skype address here somewhere...” STOPSDNDNJSKSK

He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. “You seem to be clean,” Terminus decided. “Do you have anything to declare?” “Yes,” Percy said. “I declare this is stupid.” I love him pls

I miss Percy bro

ahhh Ieo valdez my son I’ve missed you sorry it me so long to reread T.T

“I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on—it is that you were a TERRIBLE father.” man pjo’s entire plot is basically built on daddy issues

“Do you have any idea how long I’ve worked on remodeling this palace? The game room alone took six hundred years.” MAN SHUT UP POSEIDON 😭

“Hey, ugly!” Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.

I’m wheezing

“All I knew was that I was supposed to make a decision that would decide the fate of the world—but no pressure.” PLS 😭

"A surging, seething, murmuring crowd of beings that are human only in name, for to the eye and ear they seem naught but savage creatures, animated by vile passions and by the lust of vengeance and of hate." bruh first sentence in and I'm HOOKED

" my father had saved me" IM CRYINGGCGGGXDDJ

dude I'm so stressed rn

I'm at the part where rahim khan is going unveil what happened to hassan I'm gonna cry

bruh I know for a fact that this book will break me