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If you see me reading this… no you don’t.

LETTERS?! WHAT LETTERS?! 😭😭

The four squeezes 😭😭😭😭

I’m only half way through and just got spoiled by someone and I’m so devastated that idk if I want to finish 😭😭

All I know is I’m on chapter 13 (listening) and at some point my brain stopped so I have no idea what is happening 😂

I’m not okay

I don’t know… I just… 🤷🏻‍♀️

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I CALLED IT! I KNEW IT WAS HIM IN THE HOUSE

Why is everyone in this absolutely CRAZY

So it’s totally Luke that’s in the house, right?

Oh Amelia… it’s on sight. No wonder Robin wants to shank you

Yo what the actual heck

Is the twist that his current wife is not the wife writing the letters 🤪🤔✍🏼

Hearing the phrase “what the Charles dickens” when my mom says “you scared the Charles dickens out of me” was quite literally a jump scare

One of my majors was in theatre. I love Shakespeare. And yet, I am fixing to kill all of these characters.

For a book that has the word “comedy” in the title, I don’t find it particularly funny 😩

It was bronchitis… Imma KMS. I’m literally freaking sobbing

This is not a rom-com what the actual he’ll 😭😭😭

Crying at work because I just wanna be home reading about cowboys 😩

I have book club in less than 12 hours and I haven’t finished 😭😭😭

Actually sobbing listening to this. “This is what the table is for.”

Called it 🥊🥊🥊🥊 Ben it’s on sight with you you fucking freak 🥊🥊🥊

So fucking angry. Good grief - I would’ve shot these assholes by now absolutely fucking ridiculous

I’m so freaking angry right now

Hardcore think it was the husband 🤔

And this is why you don’t sleep with strange men - because they will throw you off the balcony 😭