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Why a scientist can BEAR to be in a relationship with such a blockhead is honestly beyond me. This is why I'm single I guess....

THE most ABYSMAL heist plan I have EVER read about!!

Do we know what the item we're trying to steal looks like? NO!
Do we know where it is? NO!
Are we going to break into a highly guarded CITY to find it~? HELL YEAH

Let's just make the plan up as we go and HOPE than in an ENTIRE CITY we find the right place to look!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Never thought I'd read the words "the Ogres are experts at Biochemistry"

Anne of Cleves: Luckily no one will remember my embarrassing mistake in ten years time!!!!

Me, reading about it 500 years later: 👁️👄👁️

Everyone in this book is an idiot except for the corporate girl boss assistant to the villain 🙄

I swear to god if bree, nick, and sel don't become a throuple at some point I will lose my mind

Yep, this is going to kill me in the best/worst way. Like a cross between Journey's End and The Song of Achilles, two of my absolute faves

Maze runner moment lmao

Dread dread dread dread

This legend quoted goblin market.... I'm obsessed 😍

I'm so sad I missed this series as a teenager, I think I would have been utterly obsessed. As it is, I'm still really enjoying this!

OMG ...

Rereading via audio in prep of reading the sequel

Love this duology so much for implying that Europe can be simplified down to Greece, France, Scotland 🥰🤗
No joke 😁

Babe this book fully explains ciphers I love this series lmao

Anyway this is now the second fiction book I've read this year that has explained the process of setting up a coffer dam to me (in historical contexts). Call me an expert now haha

the first 5 chapters have more characterisation of Mary Bennet than the entirety of Pride and Prejudice

Literally just picked it up because of the Ready Player One reference

succumbing to the lure of listening to audiobooks while driving

Doing Dracula Daily 2022