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Absolutely crazy scene ?!?!!

Kai that is a terrible plan...

I just love Hephaestion. As expected tbh haha

No that's so stupid... 🙃

Coming to the conclusion that this author has no idea what a willow tree actually is

I think something I really love is having super annoying characters who then use their annoyingness to defeat some kind of evil. Magnificent 😍

Omg not Marc Antony carnally desiring Herod 🤯 where's the fanfic 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god katsan

This is so freaking good

Fucking RHONWEN 😡🤬😤😮‍💨🫣😬🫩🫩🫩

!! Lady Rochford alert !! !!

Not the kpop name drop 🥀
Also why do American cops seem such cowboys 🫠😅

Bro I hate it SM when cops break protocol in stories 😭😔 don't they realise it might make evidence inadmissable 😭😭😭😭😭

Why a scientist can BEAR to be in a relationship with such a blockhead is honestly beyond me. This is why I'm single I guess....

THE most ABYSMAL heist plan I have EVER read about!!

Do we know what the item we're trying to steal looks like? NO!
Do we know where it is? NO!
Are we going to break into a highly guarded CITY to find it~? HELL YEAH

Let's just make the plan up as we go and HOPE than in an ENTIRE CITY we find the right place to look!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Never thought I'd read the words "the Ogres are experts at Biochemistry"

Anne of Cleves: Luckily no one will remember my embarrassing mistake in ten years time!!!!

Me, reading about it 500 years later: 👁️👄👁️

Everyone in this book is an idiot except for the corporate girl boss assistant to the villain 🙄

I swear to god if bree, nick, and sel don't become a throuple at some point I will lose my mind

Yep, this is going to kill me in the best/worst way. Like a cross between Journey's End and The Song of Achilles, two of my absolute faves

Maze runner moment lmao

Dread dread dread dread

This legend quoted goblin market.... I'm obsessed 😍

I'm so sad I missed this series as a teenager, I think I would have been utterly obsessed. As it is, I'm still really enjoying this!

OMG ...