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"Her brother's next words made the Cobra the most important person in the room.
"Do you wish me to serve the god?" Marius asked. "If you wish me to, I will. If you do not, I will not. Command me.""

AHHHHHH I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO!!!!!

Did not expect this narrator to do a shockingly good RuPaul impression

omggg, bro this is already so scary & tense!

“She acts tough like so many short girls do.”

WOW OK

Ew Elon Musk mention jumpscare

I hope the Golden Cobra and Lord Marius kiss in this book, I loooove their friendship and hopefully it grows into something more 🥰

Truly this book is so fucking stupid, I love it. Fingers crossed it’s a 5 star banger

Kylie Lee Baker, leave Sen alone!

Oh fuck oh shit

Wish I could reach through the pages and kill Sen's dad jfc

So stupid, so fun

This book makes me laugh every time I open it, this is truly a perfect fantasy satire

Hmm, kinda starting to feel like once you've read one Rachel Harrison story you've read them all. Play Nice bears some striking resemblances to The Return. But we shall persist

I don’t remember if the first book was as unserious as this one but I am already giggling

Everyone puts a Jonathan Harker paprika joke in their Dracula retelling and you know what? It’s funny every time

Not to be a brat but I am desperate for more interesting things to happen. I'm like 60% in and it's just, something happens and then everyone has to talk about it from their POV. It's getting super boring

Oh please let Lucy & the Reverend have a lavender marriage, that would be amazing

I love epistolary novels, also the goss in these letters is JUICYYYYYY

c'mon lil brain, you can do it, you can totally read this book, you're not tired!

I heard some stuff about Shy Girl and now I can't edit my review 😣

I'm literally 3 minutes in and the narrator is doing the most hilarious & mocking imitation of Trump, I'm losing it 😂