Andrea Smith > Recent Status Updates

I have an hour left of listening to this book and I can’t wait for it to be over. There are so many things I don’t understand, the redeeming quality is that the narrator ROCKS. Other than that, this is some sci fi shit that I should not have signed up for. PERSONALLY

STRUGGLING

Very curious to see where this goes

I love my cringe holiday millennials

I’m only on ch 4 and this tale is riveting

Speechless bc why TF would SJM (idiot lady) MAKE THAT CHOICE

Well I didn’t expect this to THIS sad

This is lowkey scary…

Doing tandem read and I’m excited bc I’ve never done this before but also scared

“Her sleeves, too, ballooned outwards, but on her they seemed rather adorable.” warms my heart so bad

Because love is quite grotesque when you think about it. We try to make it very neat and symbolic. But this is what it looks like.

Fucking holy shit wow

How strange and beautiful human beings are. And how fragile.

I knew how she made me feel, which was full of confetti instead of blood . Okayyyy cutie

Nvm her plan worked

This girls an idiot

When will they kiss 😐

Something sinister WAS afoot and I wonder if she will grow to love him 🧐

Something sinister is afoot 🧐🥸

This book is funny as FUck!

You shouldn’t kill yourself when you still wanna eat… and she’s so right

Gilda!!!!

We have lines?! 😂

Protagonist thinks animals are committing murders, but as a hairy bitch, I draw the line when she thinks body hair is ugly

Omg okay… and what if it is?!

For the best conversations are with yourself. At least there’s no risk of a misunderstanding

This girl is a serious nightmare

Okay… unnecessary

This girl literally fucking sucks

Literal extended fever dream