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Omg I can't believe I met Danielle Allen yesterday! I rebought the whole Curvy series again at an independent bookstore both and got them all signed and inscribed! An awesome belated birthday present to myself! 🥰

Where can I find me a Lamar? 👀🍿

I love this couple! 🥰

Okay, I need to tackle the list I made for myself like Aunt Addy and Jazz.

At this point, give her a job at the police station. She has the drive for it and does their jobs for them lol

Sis, did you just handle a wild owl by hand?! Respect. ✊🏾

Here we go again! Why are y'all telling this girl grown folk business? Delivering threats to her dad through her 🤦🏾‍♀️

Successful meet cute!

Messing around in the hospital! Is this why the wait times are so long?! 🤦🏾‍♀️

Phew, Delaney is a mess.

Ekon's daddy ain't shit

When a guy says he's not good for you, believe him, girl!

OMG ZOYA 🤦🏾‍♀️

What a clusterfuck

Damn Zoya, just risk it all! What if it all works out? Gerald deserves better than your bullshit, miss ma'am.

I got somewhere!

Fifth time's a charm! I'm going to focus now on these words on this page! 🔎

It's not even boring-boring, but I've restarted 3 times. I think it's me. Let me make this fourth restart count 😆

Lila is my favorite character because everyone else is just USELESS!

"But if you ask me, it's a waste of time. Norman Bates is no murderer."
- The frickin sheriff 🤬😡

The sheriff is incompetent as fuck--this isn't MAYBERRY! THERE'S A PERSON MISSING. ACTUALLY, TWO PEOPLE! The first 48 passed a long time ago! INVESTIGATE! 🤦🏾‍♀️

So...the town was so small/simple minded, the sheriff ruled out murder as an option? 🤦🏾‍♀️

Norman is not good with answering questions 🤦🏾‍♀️

Her head?!?! 🛁 👵🔪😱🚿🩸

(See what I did there?)

Mary, he is yelling. You inquired about his mom's disposition and now he's yelling. He went from soft and apologetic to high and shrill. Now it's the time to cooly excuse yourself "to your room" and risk driving in the rain to get the fuck away from Norman Bates. Trust me on this.

I fell asleep with the book in my hand (long day) and heard the narrator describe the stabbing in my sleep, so I jolted awake to rewind and start over. This is supposed to be a one-sitting book, I'm not taking this craziness into my dreams lol