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This book reads as if 2025 tiktok brain rot and 2014 tumblr had a child. Genuinely what is happening.

Gay robots???

Genuinely terrified of becoming Barbara ngl

So many em dashes already and I'm only on page 17

I have no moral qualms with the unethical procurement of this. I really want to see what the ai hype is about though.

8/10 so far. I’m actually crying. It’s making me so sad.
Surprisingly lacking in smut. It is very very sexual and very very explicit, but it’s almost clinical? Maybe I’m just too sex-research-pilled for virius-induced body horror erotica.

This is truly an uncomfortable experience.

Who’s dying first? Slutty non-binary with iconic field fits, the drunk french man who worships them or the cool alt woman who hates them both (presumably because she wants them).

"Thanks to the Catholic Church for the trauma" in the acknowledgements is so real.

I want to go to the gay bar in heaven

In a strange turn of events, I am taking the man's side. I kinda hate Cathrine.

Catholic guilt core aesthetic <3
(This was my first suggested search on Pinterest this morning. the algorithims are getting good)

I will never forgive Nora for taking Dan's backstory off her Tumblr. She is such an interesting character and is so special to me. The girls really deserved so much more page time.

I will never forgive Nora for taking Dan's backstory off her Tumblr. She is such an interesting character and is so special to me. The girls really deserved so much more page time.

I feel like everyone needs to know we just got a monologue about how Shane is a bottom and he hates hooking up with women because he's too embarrassed to ask to be pegged.
Shane is really speed running comphet rn. "I'm not gay, I just haven't met a freaky enough woman yet." is a wild excuse to give while being cuddled by your situationship of 8 years in his home after he made you dinner and your favourite drink.

Begrudingly purchasing the audiobooks as if I hadn't been listening to them for free for the last 4 years until the series blew up :(

I love how much she emphasized they were 18. Its not weird that she’s writing graphic shower jerk sessions, they’re legal 👍
She has somewhat done her research on both teenagers brains and gay sex, I will give her that.

I know I skipped book 1, but they really just threw me into the deep end with no warning (in the first 10 minutes is actually wild)

vw bug supremecy :)
Bugathena will be happy to see her kind represented in sapphic vampire stories

This book is nothing but pain

Mother almost found this account. Terrifying thought. Imagine ur mom finding ur reviews of smut 💔

Saul better not be evil (Saul is definitely going to be evil). I love this alternative blue-collar christian queer. Please don’t go bald, die, or be evil 💔

I have so many theories about this book, and all of them are tragic. I have a feeling this book is going to make me very sad.

Kill me now