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The most tragic part of this so far is the destruction of a Tiffany lamp.

We developed tetanus in under a day??? Also, tetanus???

We are locked in some nasty cave dungeon thing, but dont worry, we get to have a ball! Makes total sense.

There is absolutely no cohesion in this book.

Also, she nearly bled out because of a deep wound on her arm that specifically missed a major artery??? Does the author understand how bodies work?

Can anything interesting happen?

In a shocking turn of events, the person the FMC trauma dumped on went and told some people about said trauma. Who would have guessed???

Also, this is like discount Crave, and thats not a compliment.

Meets new people and proceeds to trauma dump.

The high school bully plot line is the most juvenile thing I've ever read. Pee-Pee? Thats the best "nickname" they could come up with? Are we 5? I can't take anything seriously anymore.

Axl? Are you sure you didnt forget a letter?

Axel got the short end of the stick when it came to names.