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The dynamic between Stefan and his mom is familiarly disturbing.

I almost feel bad for her, really.

"Well, newsflash, Samantha, friends push friends into bodies of water all the time."

Funniest line in the book.

I always knew Renee was a fraud.

I don't like what Reneé's encouraging. She is fueling the delusion.

They call it Blue Lock the way Bachira just locked in.

Ser Voyne, the woman that you are...

Justice for Theophrane.

That creature knew what it was doing. Just take it all off in one go. It's less painful like that.

Woah? I just sat down.

Now we're getting somewhere.

"I know because"

Hold on. You can't just drop that and not tell us why!

The Diaphanous Spirits have perfect pitch? They're just like me fr.

Saying "Rasta Man!" to some black dude you don't know is so odd. Bro really went "maybe he'll acknowledge me if I speak his language."

Oh.

My fault for reading that scene while I was eating. 🤷🏾‍♀️

So many brand names...

So not only do the bodies of the saints not decay, but they aren't even starting to stink...?

So apparently Pope John Paul II asked for the bullet that had been used in his assassination attempt to be grafted into the crown on the statue of Our Lady of Fatima.

That's unironically kind of metal.

Of all the things I expected to find in this book, roid rage was not one of them.

The plot thickens... also, I love seeing our protagonist slowly become less of a terrible person. Now that's development.

Slapping the dead body is wild.

So what I'm hearing is that Meredith is Elizabeth Holmes...

The girls are fighting...

Oh Marge knows exactly what's going on.

I do not believe God would approve of this behavior.

I cannot get over the fact that Reverend Blue is literally that guy your parents warn you about who will say "God told me we'd get married."

So anyway, he is not to be trusted.

I think it's the funniest thing that our protagonist basically went "well if I'm playing for someone else I'm going to lose."

Some Dostoyevsky for the airplane.