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churning out the last one boys

really in the mood for a more serious book but i only have my e-reader on this train so we’re cracking open another one girls. don’t judge me

guess who’s procrastinating again!

not even twenty pages later something so heinous is said i think i should be allowed to kill ***** myself good god

so far i am very pleased with who died

ali is so predictable which (in other authors hands) can become boring but here it’s making me struggle against an evil cackle i wanna let loose but I’m on the train

this bitch is pissing me off WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAAAAAN

I have started hating Heath Rocha with a deep seated passion that has only been reversed like two times before

I have this ominous feeling something in this book is going to piss me off (the water in the watch KEEP IT)

a truth universally acknowledged is that the white man is intent on ‘preserving’ a culture that isn’t his to save

she’s going to make me cry about the concept of water i think

if i ever see Barbara in the wild I’m fighting that bitch. “Doing it all alone” girl I hope you choke on your own lying saliva

“I have an ice pick in my car” is crazy work 😭

scared of what this book will do to me

sometimes I too am a threat to feminism, because I read something so vapid and stupid, I genuinely believe women should’ve never learned to read and write

not her cake business being promoted again. spare me

This inane fucking referencing to acotar is proving two things to me: Abby is an alive and well Zionist in fucking 2025 and she is so online on white girl booktok that’s she’s forgotten how to make her book worthwhile without incessant references to more popular IP’s. Not even 25 pages in and I’m considering putting her on my banned authors list

Abby be serious

Didn’t anticipate to have to witness such diabolical first ten pages. Abby we’re so fighting in front of the Uniqlo store in San Franscisco

Starting this because I’m in a hater mood and I saw something about this book that I find so unforgivable I need to hate NOW

that’s a disgusting triangle of messiness what do you MEAN

even though i like the quotes, I don’t like the shock of seeing the ancient tumblr texts in some random book

I just know Abby is a similar level of online as me. I recognise what your writing is Abby!!!!!!!

Not unalive 😭😭 the tiktok-ification of language needs to be punished via gulag i’m so serious

respect the hustle that she names her own bakery for promo in her books but girl………..

it might be a translation issue but one of the worst things about this book is the constant use of the word ‘nagging’ when women express themselves. it’s actually driving me up the fucking wall

STRIPPED CLEAN????????????????

Haymitch, gay ally